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~Breathes in deeply~
#1
Okay-so-I-got-home-today-and-there-were-no-peaches-in-my-fridge.

I almost started crying, seriously. I tore apart the house trying to find one of those delicious orbs, only to find the house was completely void of a peach! Surrrrre we had apples, we had pears! We even had mangos! But those are nothing compared to those little fuzzy delicious, juicy, savorable peaches. The very thought of one of those bad boys makes me drool!

So, after a good half and hour of peach searching I found nothing but some trail mix with dried peaches in it. So, needless to say, I dumped it out in a bowl, picked out the dried fruit, and put the rest of the trail mix in the container. Yes, I'm a devious woman. I feel sorry for my little sister now, for she will get no fruit with her sack lunches. Quite the fiend, I do say.

So I gobbled them down, opened the fridge, and found that my snapple tea was gone. Yes, every bottle. The white tea stuff. I banged my head on the wall, slamming my fists as I cried out with anguish! Only then did I realize I had 10 dollars in my pocket! Bwahhaha.

I ran to the nearest Sullivan's and bought myself tea, and plenty of peaches. This took me a good hour of course, because I had to inspect the golden things. No bruises for Akane's fruit.

I ate about half of them on the way home, and ate the rest at home. It was about the dozen. With a buldging tummy I passed out on the coach. Yes, I was a happy person.

All because cheerleading practice was canceled.
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#2
Should have told me sooner, i was just in Georgia.
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#3
I want those 20 seconds back.
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#4
Quote:Originally posted by Yamu
I want those 20 seconds back.
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#5
I want a mango.
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#6
Mangos (Mangoes?) kick ass.
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#7
Quote:Originally posted by Bra
Mangos (Mangoes?) kick ass.

Mangoes, and yes they do.

But I can relate, AK. If I need a peach and I don't get my peach, people die.

A lot.
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#8
I just had my peach for a few days, and now I'll be peachless for another month Sad
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Quote:Originally posted by Aqua
I just had my peach for a few days, and now I'll be peachless for another month Sad

You could have made a better innuendo than a depressing and cute namey-thing.

"I had my peach several times but now I won't be able to eat my peach for a month."

Though, I do sympathize.
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Quote:Originally posted by Blind Man
Quote:Originally posted by Aqua
I just had my peach for a few days, and now I'll be peachless for another month Sad

You could have made a better innuendo than a depressing and cute namey-thing.

"I had my peach several times but now I won't be able to eat my peach for a month."

Though, I do sympathize.

Meh, must be the peach withdrawl getting to me.
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#11
I remember when I first joined chubbs, every night when I rp'ed I would do it as I ate a peach, but sadly I havn't had a peach since the summer...

Although peaches are good...my fruity allegiance lies elsewhere
GREEN APPLES FTW!
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Quote:Originally posted by Tapion
I remember when I first joined chubbs, every night when I rp'ed I would do it as I ate a peach, but sadly I havn't had a peach since the summer...


GREEN APPLES FTW!

RPing while eating a peach? O_o

dude teach me your ways.
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#13
I love green apples, but if I eat the skin, I get the most painful stomachache in the world. I'm allergic to something in it, it really sucks cuz they're so yummy mmmm. Just had a red one, actually.
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Quote:Originally posted by Aqua
Should have told me sooner, i was just in Georgia.

I live here.
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#15
Give us your peaches or we will TAKE THEM FROM YOU!!!

I'll grab your peaches and put them in my mouth.
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Quote:Originally posted by Reijin
Quote:Originally posted by Aqua
Should have told me sooner, i was just in Georgia.

I live here.

As do I, when I'm not in school. Went to see the GF for a few days before my track team took off four the rest of my spring break.
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#17
Bananas for me.
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#18
Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man In a factory downtown If I had my little way, I'd eat peaches every day.
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#19
Man, what they need to do is combine peaches and bananas and make some sort of super fruit. <.< That shit could cure sickle-cell anemia.

Oh, and Presidents of the United States ftw.
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#20
This is why women shouldn't run for major offices in the government...imagine if Hilary Clinton was friggin president and had a peach craving like Akane, and with Clinton being an older woman she's probably suffering from Menopause or something and will be like...just imagine...

Hilary Clinton: "Gah dammit it's hot in here! And I've asked for peaches ten minutes ago, where the hell are my peaches?",

Secert Service Agent: "Um we're out of peaches Madam President.

Bill Clinton: Oh shit...

Hilary Clinton: What...WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE'RE OUTTA PEACHES? THAT'S IT! NUKE GEORGIA!
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