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Now sick of trying to pin Android 17, Spopovich ran off to devise new plans of attack in his ghetto version of the bat cave. 17 stood up and cheered for victory.
Until the original champion, Billy Bob came out of nowhere and attacked the already beaten robot with the hardcore title belt, and rolled him up.
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Just as the ref's hand came down to mark the final countdown, Spop returned with renewed fury. Bringing his large boot down onto the back of the official, the count was stopped before Billy Bob could achieve victory. Continuing his assault, The Mangina threw the redneck homo a beating he hadn't recieved since he first met Burter. MC knew. He knew.
With the interloper out of the way, Spop placed his boot in the center of 17's chest and attempted to claim victory.
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After all the tears and blood, Spopovich had finally won the Hardcore Championship! He stood up and roared in victory, holding his title belt and began giving thanks to all the people who made this moment possible.
Then Billy Bob lowblowed him from behind and rolled him up.
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3! Billy Bob managed to celebrate for an entire second before Seventeen managed to get his scrawny ass off the ground and karate chop the douche in the back of the next.
"God damn it! I get yanked away unjustly and I have this fag wake up and beat my ass too? Sweet jesus!" With that, Seventeen went in for the pin.
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His moment in the sun stolen from him, Spop laid there in stoic silence as Billy Bob did a little victory dance. It involved alot of ass shaking, and was undoubtedly homosexual in nature. Though the huge wrestler was by no means a homophobe, something in the way Billy Bob carried himself pissed him off to the core.
The redneck, seeing Spop rising to his feet, darted off to escape. Too bad he ran into 17's clothesline. Before the android could capitalize on the attack, he found himself on the recieving end of Spop's fist.
Ow.
Then Spop went for the pin.
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?No you don?t!? Seventeen hissed, dashing forward and pushing the sweaty, ugly, obese wrestler off of the former and reigning champion of the CPW?s hardcore championship division. ?I?m the one who is going to win!? With that, the android pivoted his body and hit Spop in the side of the head with a vicious kick. With the oversized ingrate momentarily dazed, the wiry android once again moved for the pin.
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Before the finishing count could be done, Spop came in for the interrupt. Rather than the traditional kick to the face, or something like that, he opted for something a little different. Grasping both of the smaller wrestlers around their ribs, Spop roared in herculean strength and lifted them into a massive bearhug.
Driving the air from the two in his grasp, Spop then fell forward onto them, getting in a double pin.
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?Kick out, bitches!? Seventeen resounding, throwing all of his force forward in an epic effort to get the tub of fat off of him?it met success as Spop was thrown onto his massive ass. As he moved forward to contend with the fallen giant, the android felt a hand grasp his left ankle.
Spinning around, the android drove his right foot into Billy Bob?s neck. The inbred redneck let out a gurgle and let go. Picking up a nearby implement of some dense substance, the android smacked Spop in the face, turned around, and used it to break open Billy Bob?s face.
After the display of brutality, the android moved in for the pin.
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Spit out! Yes. Billy Bob, in a last ditch attempt to save himself, spit dip into 17's eye. Not only did it sting like a bitch, but it had to be the most disgusting thing that had ever happened to the android. The black-haired man rose to his feet, turning aside and releasing the contents of his stomach. While he was distracted, Spop had moved in for the kill.
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Kick out! Seventeen, despite being initially taken aback by the attack, was able to bounce back. After working with Super Buu so long, the other disgusting things in life weren?t as potent when thrown at you. Despite this, the android was nevertheless wholly pissed off at the offensive.
Pulling a sledgehammer out from a nearby crate, the machine-hybrid used it firstly to momentarily incapacitate Spop. Then he turned and swung the massive hammer at Billy Bob?s head as the redneck stood up.
HOMERUN! With that, it was pin time.
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Billy bob, the broken mess of pwnt he was, lay on the mat, unable to move, a glazed over look in his eyes like a pot smoker that smoked one too many blunts.
Seventeen stood, a cheesy, wide smile on his face, as hot chicks in lacy things came out, holding his belt. Even though he couldn't resist the temptation to grope at the -er- take the belt, he thought of something better.
"That's mah belt!" the gruff voice of Spop came from behind. Expecting this, Seventeen turned around and delivered a roundhouse that would make Shawn Michaels cry.
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Flashing Violet a ?thumbs up?, Seventeen scooped up the hardcore championship belt from its position on the concrete floor. With a guffaw, the android nodded his head at the woman and skittered off down the hallway?there was no way in hell he was going to wait for the redneck or fat ass to wake up and assail him for another 2 pages.
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Groaning, Spop rose from the floor and glared at the retreating form of 17. So close, yet the Mangina had been floored again. And now he quarry was escaping. It was enough to make him cry. But then, a sight to behold brought tears of joy to his eyes. They were pink, many, and their hands were shaped into pincers. Yes. It was a swarm of mini-SupeCrabs, with 17 as their snippity target. As the teenage android battled the crabs, Spop took his time rising to his feet and making his way towards the bowl-cut homo. A chokeslam through a table later and the pin was upon 17. Spop flashed Supes a thumbs up, saying, "Brublebloob" which everyone knows means "Thanks" in crab.
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Time ended just before Spop's post, so 17 is the champ
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Official results:
Billy Bob (2)
Spopovich (1)
Android 17 (2), and winner
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