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Dilema
#1
I hate the phone. I hate it, I hate using it, I hate when it rings. I hate buying phones.

I have to call this girl, and I'm petrified, that combined with my hatred of phones, is making things difficult.

Help.
Greg0rz (3:16:14 PM): if you cut Michael Moore, he would bleed cheese and bacon grease?
UltimoDemon (3:16:26 PM): I think that is very likely, yes.
Greg0rz (3:16:34 PM): *scribbles down*
Greg0rz (3:16:45 PM): do you mind if I quote you?
UltimoDemon (3:16:49 PM): Not at all.
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#2
Write a letter.

Then tie it to a brick and throw it through her window.
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
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If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting, If I tell you I'm no good, You know I'm lying.
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#3
..You'r afraid of Phones Ben? I know a video that may give you some courage..
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#4
I would, Kollifum, but she's thirty minutes away and I don't have my license.

And Akane: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Greg0rz (3:16:14 PM): if you cut Michael Moore, he would bleed cheese and bacon grease?
UltimoDemon (3:16:26 PM): I think that is very likely, yes.
Greg0rz (3:16:34 PM): *scribbles down*
Greg0rz (3:16:45 PM): do you mind if I quote you?
UltimoDemon (3:16:49 PM): Not at all.
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#5
Was that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH a yes?
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#6
Of course.
Greg0rz (3:16:14 PM): if you cut Michael Moore, he would bleed cheese and bacon grease?
UltimoDemon (3:16:26 PM): I think that is very likely, yes.
Greg0rz (3:16:34 PM): *scribbles down*
Greg0rz (3:16:45 PM): do you mind if I quote you?
UltimoDemon (3:16:49 PM): Not at all.
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#7
Relax buddy..

So tell me about this girl XD
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#8
WOO-HOO!

Voicemail FTW.
Greg0rz (3:16:14 PM): if you cut Michael Moore, he would bleed cheese and bacon grease?
UltimoDemon (3:16:26 PM): I think that is very likely, yes.
Greg0rz (3:16:34 PM): *scribbles down*
Greg0rz (3:16:45 PM): do you mind if I quote you?
UltimoDemon (3:16:49 PM): Not at all.
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#9
Ben has a girly friend.
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#10
LoL...

Gratz for meeting the Voice Mail....
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#11
Was it everything you dreamed it to be?

Sorry. I kid. I wish you the best of luck.
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
[Image: Deo.jpg]
If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting, If I tell you I'm no good, You know I'm lying.
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#12
Practice what you're going to say and record it on a voice recorder so you know you don't sound like an idiot.
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#13
That's what I did when I wanted to know if I sounded good when I sing.

I do.
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
[Image: Deo.jpg]
If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting, If I tell you I'm no good, You know I'm lying.
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#14
Quote:Originally posted by Milk Bubble
Practice what you're going to say and record it on a voice recorder so you know you don't sound like an idiot.

Oooo I might try that.

Although I never had trouble wit teh fone
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#15
Quote:Originally posted by Milk Bubble
Practice what you're going to say and record it on a voice recorder so you know you don't sound like an idiot.

Actually, it was the fact that I'm an idiot that got me married.

Apparently, my kind of stupidity is endearing. Who knew?
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Quote:SpotConspiracy (11:26:20 AM): I pretty much do any saga.
SpotConspiracy (11:26:30 AM): "HELLO KITTY SAGA!? COUNT ME THE FUCK IN."
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#16
I knew.
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#17
Quote:Originally posted by Bujin
Quote:Originally posted by Milk Bubble
Practice what you're going to say and record it on a voice recorder so you know you don't sound like an idiot.

Actually, it was the fact that I'm an idiot that got me married.

Apparently, my kind of stupidity is endearing. Who knew?

That was a hilarious story, by the way.

<.<
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#18
Quote:Originally posted by Piccolo Daimoun
Quote:Originally posted by Bujin
Quote:Originally posted by Milk Bubble
Practice what you're going to say and record it on a voice recorder so you know you don't sound like an idiot.

Actually, it was the fact that I'm an idiot that got me married.

Apparently, my kind of stupidity is endearing. Who knew?

That was a hilarious story, by the way.

<.<

Which one? <.< I have so many. xD
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Quote:SpotConspiracy (11:26:20 AM): I pretty much do any saga.
SpotConspiracy (11:26:30 AM): "HELLO KITTY SAGA!? COUNT ME THE FUCK IN."
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#19
Woo-Hoo! I am no longer single! Huzzah!
Greg0rz (3:16:14 PM): if you cut Michael Moore, he would bleed cheese and bacon grease?
UltimoDemon (3:16:26 PM): I think that is very likely, yes.
Greg0rz (3:16:34 PM): *scribbles down*
Greg0rz (3:16:45 PM): do you mind if I quote you?
UltimoDemon (3:16:49 PM): Not at all.
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#20
That was quick and easy.

She got a legal aged sister?
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
[Image: Deo.jpg]
If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting, If I tell you I'm no good, You know I'm lying.
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