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Metal Teemer
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hbd
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#2
Happy Birthday d00d.
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#3
Happy Birthday ^^
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#4
omg wtf hackr


Happy Birthday.
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#5
What they said. =D
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^Props to Aero^
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#6
Have a good one guy.
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#7
Happy anniversary of the day that your mum squeezed you out of her vagina.
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#8
Have a good one.
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Quote:SpotConspiracy (11:26:20 AM): I pretty much do any saga.
SpotConspiracy (11:26:30 AM): "HELLO KITTY SAGA!? COUNT ME THE FUCK IN."
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#9
wtf... a text AND a post? I spoil you.

Happy Brithday!
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"In this world, his world, life is just a game you play"
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#10
Happy Birthday
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ありがとう人造人間18号
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#11
bday woo
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#12
Happy birthday.
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The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
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If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting, If I tell you I'm no good, You know I'm lying.
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#14
hbd.
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Dante's Abyss 2007 Runner-Up
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#15
You were concieved months before this day. Why don't we celebrate that? ;_:

Happy birth.
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Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Telling myself its not as hard, hard, hard as it seems

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#16
wtf quit being born!

happybirthday.

if you come over I have a piece of cake you can have. seriously.
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#17
Happy birthday Tim! Smile
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"I'm gonna fuck that unicorrrrrn"
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#18
"You sure you want to do this?"

MT nodded to the scientist, lifting his hammer up with an expression of fierce determination.

"Yeah," he stated. "I'm gonna get out of this place. Even if it's through the vagina. I checked out the ear, earlier, but it's too small."

Metal Teemer turned his back to the ovarian scientist, narrowing his eyes. After the better chunk of a full year, he finally had the tools he needed to bust out of this joint. The time had come.

He clawed and pawed his way out of the ovaries, and into the birth canal. The sides closed in on him, their deadly spikes threatening his budding life. But Metal Teemer wasn't just any baby. He was a baby with a purpose.

After a long climb, he finally saw a light. A white light. His mouth dropped a-gape, and then a hand came from the light, grasping him firmly around the ankle.

"WE'VE GOT A WHOPPER!" bellowed a gigantic man, pulling him into a room of such intense lighting that MT was forced to clench his eyes shut.

The doctor shook Metal Teemer off a bit, who proceeded to piss all over the wall and one of the nurse's arm.

A woman from a cot spoke up. MT couldn't see her, but he could hear her.

"I'll call him...Metal Teemer."
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Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Telling myself its not as hard, hard, hard as it seems

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#19
Wow...I don't think I have ever had my birth RPed before...

Thanks?
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#20
Happy Birthday Tim!

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