Jackpot!

[The Not Cool Not Tapion]

This is long so here's the story in a couple lines: I met a girl who roleplays and plays video games and is perfect in every way for any gamer guy like us. Then I made a new verb.

I met the perfect girl. I was talking to Jack about her and I'll post the convo at the bottom.

Anyway, so I have a class with this girl who is perfect for any guy like any of us. Let me put her characteristics in a list and then I'll tell the story.

1. She's asian
2. She plays video games
3. She listens to good music (like Tool)
4. She plays Counterstrike
5. She's asian
6. She roleplays.

WINRAR


Anywho, so it's the second week of school and she's new to the school and is in one of my classes. While there's nothing to do, I sit by her because my friends sit behind her so I turn around and talk to them and was asking ideas on a persuasive paper I had to write and was listening to Schism by Tool at the time and decided "I should write this about how Tool is the best band ever."

Overhearing this, the girl (Her name is Sally, wtf?), comments as she's listening to her PSP, "Dude, Tool is an awesome band." Following her comment, she showed me her PSP playlist where more than half of the songs on the PSP was Tool. I was in heaven already.

Then later on we were talking (I don't remember about what) and she was like "Do any of you roleplay?" this immediately struck me by surprise and I was in heaven two fold, but of course, I didn't say anything because I didn't want to look like a damn fool. So everybody was quiet as one of my friends asked "what's that?" and she explained it, but didn't go into details and everybody looked around weird as if it was an awkward situation and I was holding back a huge smile.

So my friends and I (there was another girl included with the friends the whole time) continued talking and I said something about music again and she's like "You know what the best song for game playing is?" And I was like "Huh?" And she continues by saying "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor. It's perfect whenever I play Counterstrike."

I stared at her and I was like "You play Counterstrike?"

"1.6!" She knew what she was talking about.

I was in love instantly as I replied "Shit, I used to play all of the time, I have Source now."

"I have source too"

Please, make love to me right here. That's all I can think about. She's not bad looking, either. I didn't know what to say. Everybody else looked around again like it was awkward because this was my group of friends that don't play video games as much. That's fine whatever, you know, we'll go back to how it was.

At the end of class I told her I roleplayed too. I told her then because everybody was leaving the class and nobody could hear. She continued and was like "Do you know what M I R C is?" She spelt it out and before I said anything, she instantly said the words for each letter. I told her I knew but I didn't roleplay on there and that I would talk to her later.


I will talk to her tomorrow. I'm in heaven...I need her AIM or something...badly.

Also, while talking with Jack, I made a new verb because I'm tired of saying "I'm posting this on Chubbs."

From now on we say "I'm Chubbing this"

GuitarLife09 (2:26:18 PM): Dude
GuitarLife09 (2:26:19 PM): Get this
GuitarLife09 (2:26:22 PM): I found a WINRAR
GuitarLife09 (2:26:31 PM): We got a new chick in our grade
GuitarLife09 (2:26:34 PM): She's in a class of mine
crimsonkilla2447 (2:26:40 PM): wait a minute
crimsonkilla2447 (2:26:42 PM): winrar?
crimsonkilla2447 (2:26:46 PM): wtf are you talking about
GuitarLife09 (2:27:11 PM): She's asian (plus), actually fit (plus), doesn't look bad (plus), plays lots of video games (plus), roleplays (plus)
GuitarLife09 (2:27:14 PM): Winrar=winner
GuitarLife09 (2:27:16 PM): Nerd term fag
crimsonkilla2447 (2:27:32 PM): oh
crimsonkilla2447 (2:27:41 PM): hey wtf
crimsonkilla2447 (2:27:44 PM): roleplays?
GuitarLife09 (2:27:49 PM): Yeah
crimsonkilla2447 (2:27:49 PM): omg you hit the jackpot
GuitarLife09 (2:27:53 PM): But the only problem is
GuitarLife09 (2:27:57 PM): She is really open about it
crimsonkilla2447 (2:27:56 PM): damnit
crimsonkilla2447 (2:27:57 PM): oh
crimsonkilla2447 (2:28:02 PM): shes the type
crimsonkilla2447 (2:28:08 PM): where youd get beat up for going out with her?
GuitarLife09 (2:28:34 PM): She was sitting next to my friends as we talked and we talked about music (she has great taste in music, too) and she was like "hey do any of you roleplay?"
GuitarLife09 (2:28:54 PM): And it was kind of silent and one of my friends was like "what's that?" and she explained it kind of
GuitarLife09 (2:28:57 PM): And I didn't say anything
crimsonkilla2447 (2:29:08 PM): xD!!!!!!!!!!
crimsonkilla2447 (2:29:12 PM): omg
crimsonkilla2447 (2:29:19 PM): thats the best thing ive heard all year
crimsonkilla2447 (2:29:27 PM): wow xD
GuitarLife09 (2:29:30 PM): And after everybody left at the end of the class, I was like "I roleplay"
GuitarLife09 (2:29:52 PM): And she's like "cool" and wanted to talk more and people were coming close so I was like "let's talk about this later"
crimsonkilla2447 (2:30:24 PM): dude that is
crimsonkilla2447 (2:30:26 PM): wow
GuitarLife09 (2:30:34 PM): She RPs through mIRC, apparently.
crimsonkilla2447 (2:30:37 PM): wtf
GuitarLife09 (2:30:42 PM): She was like "Do you know what M I R C is?"
GuitarLife09 (2:30:46 PM): And I was like "Uh yeah"
GuitarLife09 (2:31:04 PM): But before I said yeah she said what each letter meant and I was like "I'm in love"
GuitarLife09 (2:31:06 PM): She's a nerd
GuitarLife09 (2:31:07 PM): wooot
GuitarLife09 (2:31:15 PM): She listens to Tool
GuitarLife09 (2:31:22 PM): She plays Counterstrike
GuitarLife09 (2:31:30 PM): She RPs
GuitarLife09 (2:31:32 PM): She's asian
GuitarLife09 (2:31:37 PM): JACKPOT MOTHER FUCKER
crimsonkilla2447 (2:31:39 PM): man fuck you
crimsonkilla2447 (2:31:44 PM): i wont hide my jealousy this time
crimsonkilla2447 (2:31:53 PM): even though I dont roleplay anymore
crimsonkilla2447 (2:31:57 PM): or play video games like that
crimsonkilla2447 (2:32:01 PM): and think Tool sucks xD
crimsonkilla2447 (2:32:03 PM): /win
crimsonkilla2447 (2:32:18 PM): seriously thats cool
crimsonkilla2447 (2:32:22 PM): youd better not fuck it up
GuitarLife09 (2:32:27 PM): word
crimsonkilla2447 (2:32:31 PM): or let her turn u into a giga nerd
GuitarLife09 (2:33:33 PM): Totally posting this on Chubbs
crimsonkilla2447 (2:33:39 PM): =D
GuitarLife09 (2:33:44 PM): Fuck saying "posting this on Chubbs"
GuitarLife09 (2:33:47 PM): New verb
GuitarLife09 (2:33:55 PM): "I'm so Chubbing this"
GuitarLife09 (2:33:56 PM): Done.
GuitarLife09 (2:33:58 PM): xD

[Android-18]

I'm like that, yet every guy who says "Dude you're a find, a gamer girl is so rare!" then they never talk to me again.

Then I met my bf and he says I'm a cute gamer girl.

[Kirano]

Ive only ever been out with one gamer, but she turned out to be nuts. I strongly doubt I'd meet a girl who roleplays.

[Celipa]

I got my roleplaying start on mIRC, actually. Good times. If you can find out what server she RPs on, that'd be great. Because the server I used to RP on died. ;_;

All my IRC babbling aside, congratulations.

[Bujin]

My wife's a gamer girl. Roleplays, too.

Suckers.

[Tobias]

Ew, I hope shes not a 1.6 elitist. But otherwise,

[The Not Cool Not Tapion]

Update, I found her Myspace. Pics:

[Kirano]

Not a pretty sight. The room that is.

[Android-18]

Dude, you stalker.

[Waffuru]

Tool sucks.

[Nappa]

Your mom sucks.

[Dehan]

Dude, you stalker.

rotflmao. But yea...um ask if she has a older sis that's into black guys and hit me up.


+5 cool points for finding a hot asian chick who likes counterstrike, loves tool and rps on mIRC.

Edit: Um...-60 cool points to her for posting pics of a dirty room on a social network such as myspace...that is a big nono.

[Celipa]

I like girls with dirty rooms.

[Kirano]

I don't. It's a turn off for me.

[Dehan]

Ditto...though chicks with dirty rooms tend to have trouble finding panties and sometimes go commando which makes me giddy...so I'll give her 61 cool points to even her out.

[Bojack]

Dude, you Chubbin?

[The Not Cool Not Tapion]

xD at Bojack.

It probably is just her living room. I didn't talk to her today =( Myspace ftw hopefully.

[Josh]

I like girls with dirty rooms.

I don't, if they can't keep their own rooms clean, then whose going to cook my dinner, wash my clothes, and tend the house when I am out?

[Retane]

I don't, if they can't keep their own rooms clean, then whose going to cook my dinner, wash my clothes, and tend the house when I am out?

lmfao!

Wth is a MIRC?

[Spencinator]

I don't, if they can't keep their own rooms clean, then whose going to cook my dinner, wash my clothes, and tend the house when I am out?

Yourself? >.>