Oye vay...

[Raz]

So I'm heading to class on bike-back as I typically do because I'm too cheap to burn cash at the pump and I begin up and over this bridge that spans over the freeway below it as I casually do. I make it over alright then out of no where this clump of paper darts into my spokes and jams the front wheel while I'm going at a cool accelerating downhill speed... needless to say I dawned quite the O.O' expression as I quickly found myself beneath the bike on my side sliding a good six feet before coming to a stop.

The entire length of my right forearm is basically ripped up from the slide not to mention my knee torn to hell. Luck enough my jeans had taken the majority of the abuse but... yeah... don't fucking litter. =/

So how has everyone else's week been?

[Tobias]

Is it okay!?

You didn't fuck up my paper did you? I swear if it isn't good as new I'm slashing your bike tires.

[Bojack]

That clump of paper pwned your ass.

You're ok so I'm finding this pretty funny.

[Raz]

After a while I got a kick out of it too. I was laying there thinking "I bet Dave somehow did this so I would get on AIM sooner."

I should've known better then to have left GJ unsuspected though. Damn.

[Dehan]

lol glad you're okay. I've busted my ass plenty of times when I was younger on dirt roads we had around my community. Try flying off your bike, skidding across the ground then ending up in a ditch lol.

[Toshiro]

After a while I got a kick out of it too. I was laying there thinking "I bet Dave somehow did this so I would get on AIM sooner."

I should've known better then to have left GJ unsuspected though. Damn.

Ah, so I did prove those science geeks wrong when I siad I could get a paper plane across the ocean and the states! MUWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!


Oh, yeah, get the hell on AIM you twerp! >.<

[Jewtastic]

For a moment I thought this was going to be something yiddish...then I realized no one here knows yiddish.

Go about your day people.

[Tobias]

I'm so verklempt that I could plotz

[Dehan]

Question, can black people be jews? Yea I'm black and curious about that o.O.

[Jewtastic]

No. There are no black jews.

lol...so one of my coworkers just saw me say that and told me to shut the fuck up. So I did.

She's hot what do you expect.

Yes there can be a black jew...not to many though.

[Toshiro]

Yeah, you gotta pass Ben's lil "initation" thou. It means prooving the theory of blacks guy to be correct by letting him preform your circumcision(sp?) and then letting him give you head.

He tried to convince me to become a jew when he was over here. Failed horribly.

[Jewtastic]

I wouldn't want to be within 2 miles of your penis if I were sober Dave. You notice how I haven't gone back?

[Raz]

A money-wise Jew with a British attitude? Dave, you'd be the most devious lady killer in all of the states. I say you convert.

[Jewtastic]

Being money-wise does come from being a Jew, it comes from being Jewish.

[Violet]

No. There are no black jews.

lol...so one of my coworkers just saw me say that and told me to shut the fuck up. So I did.

She's hot what do you expect.

Yes there can be a black jew...not to many though.

There is actually an old tribe of middle eastern jews who are, indeed, black. It was on the National Geographic channel a year or so ago. Very interesting story.

[Toshiro]

Oh please Ben, you know you love my penis. The reason why you ain't come back yet is because your still getting over the pleasure from it

And Chris, you'll be the next victim, so be careful...... You to Laura =x

[Raz]

Giggity.

[Toshiro]

Well.. You would be if you came on to AIM more often >.>

[Raz]

My livelihood is now determined by how often I get online. ;-;

[Amadeus]

Ah, so I did prove those science geeks wrong when I siad I could get a paper plane across the ocean and the states! MUWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Actually, the Japanese sent Baloon bombs across the Pacific to the United States in that manner during World War II. So it is possible.

Violet got me all hyped about facts.