The Ridiculuously Hilarious Moves Thread

[Dr. Cringle]

Got a humorous special move that you think is funny?
Post it here for all to see.

Note: Your moves that you've post here can be silly and god modish, though you probably won't be able to use them.

Also, be creative with the move you make, the more creative, the funnier it is, atleast in my opinion.

I came up with this one for A-13.

Super Bare Chested Blindness:

Since 13 is always bare chested, his super awesome pecs can burn the corneas of anyone who dares to look at his almigty chest.

Edit: I put the mature tag up so that members could put up mature moves.

[Super Buu]

Everyone in CU, and at least a few others, have seen this.

Cock Rocket
Super Buu begins this attack by standing towards the foe and dropping his pants. At the top of his lungs, he screams, ?COOOOOOCCKK ROCKEEEEEEETTT!!!? before firing a phallus-shaped missile that has the power to drop skyscrapers. This is a very draining move, and Buu usually has to have a cigarette and sleep after its use.

[Kazuya]

Blue Plate Special: Panbuukin, with his enormous appetite, smothers his opponent in barbeque sauce and gobbles his opponent down, and spits him out faster than a bullet.

[Dr. Cringle]

I made this one for Vi. XD

Cock Slap:

Vi randomly pulls a rooster from out of nowhere, and slaps her opponent with said rooster.

[The Terminator]

Bowl Cutter
'Buukin holds out his hands, cupping them and bringing his power to it's height. A dome shaped object formed from Ki is what results, the user charging toward the target and slamming the 'bowl' down onto their opponent's head. The attack then explodes, creating a plume of dust. When the smoke clears, the target can be seen weeping in sadness, hair clipped in the shape of the attack, hairdo ruined.

[Ruhiel]

Made this one for Goku, now Trunks, a couple months back, and he actually selected it to be one of his moves.

Roxorz your Boxorz

To perform the Roxorz your Boxorz attack, Goku must focus his ki energy deeply, focusing it into an invisible force around himself. Then, he must launch this invisible wave of energy towards his opponent, and surround them with it. By focusing it around their waist, he can then force the energy stored around them in a certain direction, throwing them off balance, and if they were firing an attack, could cause them to misfire it in a different direction due to the sudden movement around their waistline. Due to how this move functions, by rocking his opponent around, near their waistline where boxers usually come up to, Goku has dubbed this rather unique move Roxorz your Boxorz.

[Jonathan Meer]

Omg. These moves are ridiculously hilarious.

[Dr. Cringle]

Originally posted by Krillin
Omg. These moves are ridiculously hilarious.

XD, you should give it a try Krillin.

[Kazuya]

Mr. Clean

-Applies to all bald characters

Said baldman focuses his shiny dome towards the sun, glinting the light off its shiny, hairless surface to create a laser like beam of energy, that if focused right, can have the power to make the target ignite in flames. Not reccommended for use on extremely hairy individuals, children, or Raditzu.

[Jonathan Meer]

Paralyzing Penetration -- (Meant for Zarbon, since he is a bisexual and all character-wise)

When gripping an opponent in a stranglehold, Zarbon sticks his tongue into his opponent's mouth, and snogs him. This, to any straight man, is entirely paralyzing, and takes a very long time to recover from. Very effective on homophobes. Not effective on some Catholic priests, or Michael Jackson.

[Blue]

Summon Chuck Norris: While not actually an attack, per se, this can nonetheless cause enormous amounts of damage and almost certain death. By focusing your inner roundhouse kick power, you become a beacon to the almighty One who immediately seeks you out to destroy your enemy.

BURNiNATE:Breathe fire. Best used on peasants, countryside, and thatch-roof cottages.

[The Terminator]

Head Bang
The user focuses Ki into his cranium, charging his hair with the spiritual energy. Hair begins to glow a white or bright yellow color as more and more energy is added to the attack. When the user finds the energy sufficient, slowly begins to bob his head, small bits of ki coming from the head of the user. The attack picks up speed, the rocker swishing his hair in every direction, massive amounts of ki being discharged. Very powerful at close range, the opponent suddenly feeling the need to play some air guitar. Useless when used by a bald foe, devestating when used by those with lengthy hair.

[Jewtastic]

My personal favorite

Castration Beam: The user, who should be jewish, charges a ball of ki within his hand. As he yells out the name of the attack he flings his arms forward sending a rather dangerous beam out. This attack is only attracted towards males so females are safe.

[Rem-13]

Surprise Sexu

It's kinda like rape, but more like having sex with them without thier consent. Okay, so its rape.

[Mal Nova]

Originally posted by Murasaki
My personal favorite

Castration Beam: The user, who should be jewish, charges a ball of ki within his hand. As he yells out the name of the attack he flings his arms forward sending a rather dangerous beam out. This attack is only attracted towards males so females are safe.

What about asexuals?

[Drake]

Chuck Norris: Turn yourself into Chuck Norris by channeling his supreme spirit into your body, giving you infinite power. This move has a 100% fail rate as Chuck Norris is immortal and thus would never be a spirit, also his awesomeness could never be contained in any vessel other than his own body- thus you'd be destroyed.

[Dr. Cringle]

Originally posted by Goku
Chuck Norris: Turn yourself into Chuck Norris by channeling his supreme spirit into your body, giving you infinite power. This move has a 100% fail rate as Chuck Norris is immortal and thus would never be a spirit, also his awesomeness could never be contained in any vessel other than his own body- thus you'd be destroyed.

So it should just be called suicide right? ;-_-

[Dr. Cringle]

Waffles:
If used for good nature, instant revival.
If used for evil nature, instant death.

[Dr. Cringle]

Waffles&Tacos
If used for good purposes, instant immortality.
If used for evil purposes, instant obliteration.
It also summons the strongest character in the game, and makes him your complete slave.

[Dr. Cringle]

Tacos:
Instantly summons the strongest character in the game.