So, Listen...

[Bojack]

I'm going to wait a while before I make jokes, but they're coming big blue. This is the new Rickroll.


All in good fun, I swear. But yeah, this is gold.

[Bojack]

And that means we have 2 Noahs. Former Bojack (current Lethe) is a Noah too.

[Android-18]

What's SW Noah? If you mean that time I pretended to be an unknown girl for like 3 days on some random RPG, I think that's different.

My point is, I've never lied here, in all the 6 years I've been here. If I have I don't remember.

Hell that whole fiasco on that rpg was so short lived I didn't even remember it.

[Saz]

Wow. I'm not close to you at all, but even I feel hurt that you've fabricated this huge lie, and kept it going for so long. The lie about having kids is the worst, thinking about how everyone must have been so happy for you when you posted on the forums that you were a father, and now it turns out it was just a lie. I'm surprised everybody's taking it so well.

And on lying, I don't think I've ever really lied to you guys, nothing major. Like others, I keep my life very secret.

I don't know if this is a joke, I hope it's not, cause it's really not funny. I would hope you guys were bigger than creating this story as a prank.

[Burter]

I think a lot of you guys are assuming I did this for you. No offense. This was all started when I was like 12 years old and I had been doing it so long that there was no way to go back on it without taking all of the backlash at once, which is finally what I did.

Anyway, yes, I will post a real picture when I get a hold of a camera. I'll get my roommate to talk on Vent tonight. All towards the step of simply opening up for real this time.

Also, to answer the birthday question, it's still Christmas. The year is 1988.

[Violet]

yes, I will post a real picture when I get a hold of a camera.

I can't wait for that one =D I'd like to see teh hotness.

[Bojack]

Dude, I just remembered when we were in Vent and you were literally getting up to "stop the baby from crying".

Being thorough ftw. Seriously, were you at least watching your brother's kid that night?

[Saz]

Why is nobody pissed off? Jesus.

I'm not saying let's linch Burter. But, I mean, I thought some of you guys were really good friends, and now you realise he's basically lied about his whole life. Aren't any of you the least bit angry? I don't get it.

[Bojack]

I don't either, to be honest. But I don't think a bajillion on 1 hate fest would be very productive. lol, post #69

[Burter]

Dude, I just remembered when we were in Vent and you were literally getting up to "stop the baby from crying".

Being thorough ftw. Seriously, were you at least watching your brother's kid that night?

I probably really was. I babysit them a lot.

[Violet]

I'm sorry, I have to say one thing though, in all seriousness.

I do feel a little hurt over this, but it's mostly because you didn't trust me to tell me sooner. Not to be gloating, or whatever, but I'm a very understanding and, as I've demonstrated on several occasions before, quite forgiving person. However, the persona you've used about your personal life is just that, a persona. A story. You worked with it pretty well, I think, but its better to just come out with it then have us discover it later down the road, you know?

Other than small inconsistencies, you've been pretty real to me, and we've had our differences before, but right now, I think our friendship is strong enough that I can look past all the BS and support your decision.

<3


EDIT: To tack on here, its really not anyone's business about your personal life. That's just my personal stance.

[Bojack]

Yeah, he can totally just lie about himself for 4 years to all of us and then not tell us anything in compensation. So he goes from Reb the family man to "who the hell are you?". This is a chance for him to give us the basics, I know Reb well enough to know that if he finds a question to be too invasive, he won't answer it.

If you're talking about something else, then nvm me. If you're talking about all our questions then that's my stance.

[Raditzu]

Why is nobody pissed off?

"Nobody" isn't entirely accurate.

[Saz]

Well if anybody is, they're hiding it well.

[Tobias]

Ahaha, oh wow.

[Android-18]

I was pissed, and am still hurt, and have other feelings. However me giving into those feelings would be moot, and I'm hoping that we can all get past this.

[Raditzu]

EDIT: Nevermind...

[Burter]

I agree with 18. Be mad, yell at me, ask me questions, but I hope at the end we can just move on.

[Nappa]

I think it's hilarious that you're no better than Dana in regards to your lying to us about who you were. That, and the fact that you even had Tami pretend to be your wife, in order to keep up appearances was ridiculous.

[Burter]

Yea. It was ridiculous.