Today...

[Bardock]

America > England.


That is all.

[Kirano]

In your deepest dreams, fag.

[Paragus]

Fiiiiiirrreeeworks!!!! Yaaayyy!

[Yamu]

Fireworks > Parades

[Raditzu]

America > England.


That is all.

The truth hurts.

[Kirano]

More like it hurts for you guys to admit the truth, that England > your overweight country, America.

[Aero]

Sounds like someone's still a little bitter from the two asskickings they've received. Also, the asssaving during WW2.

[Yamu]

But they'll save ours in World War III.

[Kirano]

Sounds like someone's still a little bitter from the two asskickings they've received. Also, the asssaving during WW2.

Eh, what asskickings? We won our world wars. That's all in stone. Nobody cares you helped us.

[Saz]

America is like Englands retarded cousin, that everyone tolerates, but deep down inside hates with a burning passion.

And STFU with your 'we totally saved ur ass in WW2'. It took the US five years to enter the war, and by the time they had come into the fray, Germany and Japan were weakened. Everyone knows America came out as the biggest pussies from that war, EVERYONE knows that, and to deny it would be the same as if you were to deny that the sky is blue.

[Kirano]

Look, America's role-model!

[Yamu]

America is like Englands retarded cousin, that everyone tolerates, but deep down inside hates with a burning passion.

And STFU with your 'we totally saved ur ass in WW2'. It took the US five years to enter the war, and by the time they had come into the fray, Germany and Japan were weakened. Everyone knows America came out as the biggest pussies from that war, EVERYONE knows that, and to deny it would be the same as if you were to deny that the sky is blue.

*goes wide eyed* I'm hoping this is a joke. Enjoy that invasion of Japan that would have happened without Fat Man and Little Boy.

[Bardock]

More like it hurts for you guys to admit the truth, that England > your overweight country, America.

From what I understand, England is the black sheep of Europe, so point fingers the other way.

[Aero]

America is like Englands retarded cousin, that everyone tolerates, but deep down inside hates with a burning passion.

And STFU with your 'we totally saved ur ass in WW2'. It took the US five years to enter the war, and by the time they had come into the fray, Germany and Japan were weakened. Everyone knows America came out as the biggest pussies from that war, EVERYONE knows that, and to deny it would be the same as if you were to deny that the sky is blue.

You're talking about WW1. In WW1 we looked liked pussies.


In WW2 we completely ran Germany out of France. All that England did was neutralize the Luftwaffe. Also, we prevented them from creating the Atom Bomb. Russia did their part too, by completely coming back from defeat and raping the Germans on the eastern front.

London was left in ruins. from all of the bombardments.


So yeah, you guys owe us big time.

[Bardock]

You all do know, of course, that the real pwning was done during the Revolutionary War, when the common everyday man overcame the great British Empire, who had to burn through a handful of generals before finally throwing in the towel.

[Burter]

I think it's sad that everyone, my roommate, is out there getting wasted without really taking in the historical significance of today.

Not that getting wasted isn't awesome, of course

[Aero]

Don't forget the War of 1812. That's where Britain was beginning to rape us. They even burnt down the Presidential House (afterwards, it was rebuilt, and named the White House).

Then they came for Baltimore. The site appealed them because of the bay, which would give them naval dominance, and probably the win.


However, a small place called Fort McHenry stood strong and held off the great British naval fleet. And after that, we pwned.

[Bardock]

Cheers from my neck of the woods.

[Dave]

Yeah, Happy Fourth of July!

[Kirano]

From what I understand, England is the black sheep of Europe, so point fingers the other way.

When you think about it, the 'worst' everything always happens in America. How many serial killings and kill counts have all gone on there? I mean you even get people there jumping over danger signs.