Burter's Random Stories

[Paragus]

Oh man. Jesus. I killed him. What am i gonna do? I didn't think it would go this far. I can't breath..i cant. I have a whole life ahead of me, im fucking Paragus. I GOT SSJ!!!!!!!

*End Scene

[Yamu]

*cries*

[Burter]

Survivor: Namek

Final 12

[COLOR="LightGreen"]Namekians
Yamu, Bra, Bojack, Waffuru, Android 17, Reijin[/COLOR]

[COLOR="LightBlue"]Saiyans
Krillin, Android 18, Bujin, Violet, Uno, Kirano[/COLOR]

Reward: Nameks win a pizza dinner by solving a giant picture puzzle
Immunity: Nameks win immunity once again after being able to find all of their puzzle pieces blindfolded and solving it the quickest.


Four losses in a row was about the only thing people could think about at the saiyan camp.

"We're being dominated in the challenges right now," Uno said with a groan, "Adding onto the fact that we all pretty much hate each other now."

The tribe structure had been completely shattered when Paragus was blindsided and taken out of the game. Now, the tribe was split into three parts, starting with the ladies: Violet and Android 18, who had fallen down from tribal leaders into a more outcasted position ever since being betrayed by their alliance. There was also Uno and Krillin, alligned together from almost the first day. That left Kirano and Bujin, together mainly because they had no one else.

"My best friend in the game was voted out last time we went to tribal council," Kirano said, "And if the voting patterns stay the same, it's me or Bujin. So I'm going to have distance myself from him."

Socially, Krillin was still having issues getting along with Eighteen and Violet. "It's hard to stay in the same alliance when can hardly stand a person," he complained.

This is what Bujin and Kirano based their game off of. They wanted to eliminate Eighteen, who they felt was too much of a wildcard when it came to voting. Adding in she wasn't the best challenge performer, and they had a pretty hardcore arguement.

Knowing they were going to tribal council, everyone started to do extra work. Violet and Eighteen were the gatherers while Bujin cooked and Kirano kept the structures sturdy. Krillin and Uno hunted and fished, though they seemed to work the least. "It's gotten to where we've gone from the worst position to the best. Everyone wants out votes," Krillin laughed.

At tribal council, it was relatively uneventful. Burter prodded about the social dynamic, but Uno felt like they were going to fix all of their problems with this one vote. They wanted to make sure they didn't lose another so they could go into the merge 5 to 5, rather then down 6 to 4.

The votes were then cast.

The tribe came together, or more like fell together. The alliance of Krillin, Uno, Violet and Eighteen held strong, adding onto Bujin knowing the situation was hopefully and turning on his would-be ally. Though it was a bad situation all-together, at least they had united.

Kirano was forced to follow his fallen friend, Paragus, and get his torch snuffed. As he left, the five remaining castaways stilled themselves for the battle to come: they had to win the next challenge, or they would go into the merge outnumbered.

[Violet]

ooOoOOOoOo dramaz

[Bujin]

;.;

That doesn't look so good for me.

[Yamu]

;.;

That doesn't look so good for me.

You were screwed since you joined the Saiyan team.

[Krillin]

Hahaha. This is sounding more and more like some sort of parable.

[Burter]

Survivor: Namek

Final 11

[COLOR="LightGreen"]Namekians
Yamu, Bra, Bojack, Waffuru, Android 17, Reijin[/COLOR]

[COLOR="LightBlue"]Saiyans
Krillin, Android 18, Bujin, Violet, Uno[/COLOR]

Reward: Saiyans win a yacht trip out into the Namekian Ocean, where they can eat and relax
Immunity: Nameks win immunity for the third time in a row


Despite winning a fantastic reward and bonding as a team, the tribe of five was unable to come up with the crucial immunity win. "After this tribal council," Violet said, "We're going to merge with the other team and go in 4 to 6, which means we could be picked off, one by one."

"The reward was awesome," Bujin told us, "It was a great time for me to really bond with the rest of my tribe. For the first time, I felt like I was equal with everyone, and now just riding in their coattails."

When it came down to the vote, the merge was the riding factor out of the whole process. "I'm in an alliance with Uno, Violet and Eighteen," Krillin explained, "So Bujin is the natural target. But the real question is who is the least likely to flip sides when we go into a merge. We need to have a solid team going into it."

Socially, the tribe was getting along and things had finally calmed down. Chores were getting done and people tolerated each other's flaws as best they could. The worry of course was that everyone would split when the merge came. "The reward really made us come together and realize we're a team," Uno said.

The vote seemed once again to come down to the choice of Uno and Krillin, as Bujin wanted to target Eighteen and Violet, who seemed like wildcards. At tribal council, the main focus was what would bring the four surviving Saiyans into the merge with the most unification.

The votes were then cast.

It was unanimous, as it should have been. The best way to ensure everyone was on the same page going into a merge with 6 Namekians was to all vote together. Bujin, sadly, was on the negative end and was finally cast out of the game after surviving for so long.

His torch was snuffed, and he walked off, disappointed. The survivors, however, had a whole new problem. Merging with the namekians...6 to 4.

[Violet]

Hyuk hyuk.

[Burter]

Survivor: Namek

Final 10


Chubbsters
Yamu, Bra, Bojack, Waffuru, Android 17, Reijin, Krillin, Android 18, Violet, Uno

Immunity: Waffuru wins an endurance completition to ensure he gets no votes


The two ambassadors chosen by the tribes were Uno and Reijin, who met at Challenge Beach to share a dinner and discuss the game. It was decided the new merged tribe would be called Chubbsters, and they would be located at the Namekian beach, because of the enhanced equipment they got from the rewards.

When they moved in, the saiyans noticed an immediate disturbance. "Almost immediately," Violet said, "It was clear that the old Namekians saw us as intruders. Just temporary guests until they can vote us out, one by one."

"The Nameks are definetly sticking together," Yamu said with a nod, "This is our camp and we earned the right to have six people to their four. As far as I'm concerned, the next twelve days is just a vacation until the game kicks back on again."

The namekian tribe had been close ever since the game began. Waffuru and Reijin had led them to constant victories, only losing two members and managing to do so unanimously. However, there was always some nervousness in the back. "It's always a worry as to where you are in the chopping line," Android 17 said. "Like, say we vote out all of the saiyans. How many votes before Reijin and Waffuru decide I'm not useful anymore?"

"From what I've gathered," Krillin explained, "Reijin, Bra, Waffuru and Yamu run the tribe. Android 17 and Bojack are just following them like dogs. But Bojack came to me earlier, so I think things will work out."

Bojack, of course, never was fully on board with his tribe. From the start, he was waiting for a chance to take over. "I'm just biding my time," he said, "I told the saiyans I might help them, but we'll see how it works out and what 17 is thinking."

After immunity and Waffuru secured a victory, the names began to fly around. "The person voted out tonight," Waff explained, "Is the last person voted out before jury. So we need to pick someone who might be an unpredictable vote at the end of the game."

The Saiyans had decided to target Yamu, for his strength. "It's all riding on whether or not 17 and Bojack want to make something happen," Uno said, "Or else we're screwed."

At tribal council, Eighteen voiced her opinion about how unfair it was, only to be shot down by Reijin. He didn't feel bad at all for voting someone out who didn't have the numbers. When asked his opinion, Bojack said it isn't about who came from what tribe, but whether what they can do for him, individually.

The first merged vote then proceeded.

Tribal lines went down almost perfectly, with Android 18 being the target. Krillin, Violet and Uno watched as their ally stood up and got her torch snuffed, then sent out of the game.

The thing everybody was thinking about...was the lone vote for Reijin. Someone went against the mold. Someone was trying to send a message. Reijin promised to find out who it was, and make sure they knew he was after him.

Once thing to celebrate was the final nine...seven of the remaining players would take part on the jury, to vote for a winner. Two would go as far as they could...to the very end.

[Burter]

The Story Thus Far

[Yamu]

You don't go against the family...ever.

[Bojack]

lol, wasted vote ftw

[Burter]

The purpose of the vote was to cause dissention among the alliance.

[Yamu]

I didn't know we could influence the outcome. I seem to remember you had said you had radomized the winners.

[Uno]

I'm guessing that it just makes things easier/more interesting to write.

[Zangya]

Meanwhile, at the Resort Where Ppl Go After Being Voted Out

"WHOA WHAT THE HECK?" Zangya said, unable to believe that there could possibly be a mole within the tribe. "I'm not still in the game am I?" she asked no one in particular, but upon looking around, she saw no one. She couldn't believe what had happened, she was sure that Bojack and Seventeen had decided to go with the tribe...

Upon further inspection (AKA watching the post-vote out interview with clips of everyone's votes) it was clear that Bojack was the traitor, and Zangya now had a new favorite to win the game. "Go go Bo Bo!" She sat there, hoping that perhaps, Bojack's message would be sent, and more of the tribe would turn on their 'fearless leaders.'

"Reijin and Waffuru don't need to be running the tribe," Zangya told the video camera she held with one hand in an attempt to interview herself after this phenomenon. "Bojack understands that, and I think that Seventeen might, too, if Bojack can just convince him. If they side with the others, now, then they could force a tie... and as long as Waffuru or Reijin isn't their next target--"

"Zangya, dinner's ready!" Kirano called.

"Alright," Zangya said, standing up and heading into the dining room. Bujin and Paragus were already seated around the table, and Kirano was serving the food in his 'I <3 Lucy' apron. Zangya took a seat and called Sazuaa and Piccolo into the room. As Kirano passed out the food, Zangya noticed that it was one of her faves. Fried chicken! She dug in, eating it quickly, leaving no time to discuss the episode.

Suddenly, a knocking came on the doorway. "Hey!" said Android Eighteen as she walked through the door. The crowd looked at the new arrival and all said their greetings in unison, which sounded awkwardly like a cheer that someone else had been ripped of the opportunity to win one million zeni. Oh, well, Eighteen did not notice, so that was all that mattered.

Eighteen joined the crew for dinner, and throughout it they discussed many things, such as the game, what the next gameplay should be for both sides, etc. It was also revealed to Eighteen that Bojack provided the lone vote for Reijin, something that made a lot of sense to her. In the end, Zangya looked about this ragtag crew of people voted out, and decided that only one form of celebration was worthy.

"Hey, who wants some champagne?"

[Burter]

I didn't know we could influence the outcome. I seem to remember you had said you had radomized the winners.

It's all randomized.

EDIT:

That was awesome, Zangya

[Reijin]

I'd take a guess that its to cause the Reijin/Waffuru thing to fall into disagreement and suspicion or to make Reijin act irrationally or to break up our unity a lot. I was noticing that we slowly have started breaking apart on things while the other team has come more together.

HEIL REIJIN!

[Yamu]

We need to send someone to pretend to join the Saiyans to find out who the traitor is, then vote the traitor out to show what happens to those who break rank then keep picking off the weakling Saiyans.

Edit: I finally clicked on the 'Story so Far' I had been wondering why you had used the Excel clips for voting this time.