The floor in my dorm...

[Talys]

...fucking rocks.

So we're already getting along in a weird way and we're thinking of ways to get our floor a reputation...Our floor is one of 22 floors in Tower B of my school (There are three towers...18, 21, and 22 stories high each...or something like that)...But we want to be known as the crazy floor...Any ideas for things we can do?

List of things we've done already:

1. Taped and "x" in a box on the middle of the elevator floor and wrote "DO NOT STAND ON" on it and waited for the elevator to be called and just stared at the floor...Whenever someone stepped in onto it, we freaked out and told them some repair guy just put it there and we had been stuck in it for twenty minutes before that (it actually has happened several times a day so far)...people are gullible.

2. Ran marathons around different floors of our tower...we all changed into gym shorts and a white tee shirt with a number on the back. We waited in the elevator again for someone to call it and when they did, hit the floor two below theirs. As we waited with them (this was like seven guys and one stranger) we stretched and discussed our last run and what not and explained to them that we were training for a big race. As soon as it hit the floor we selected we jogged out and ran around the floor and repeated...this got some nice reactions actually...the RA of a floor ever below ours saw us and asked what we were doing. So we gave her the same story and she thought it was cool. She asked what team we were with and one of our guys dramatically said "Floor 13. Remember it." As we ran in the elevator. We also ran into some drunk pizza guy who didn't believe it when we told him it was his floor...didn't believe us or the elevator...he was odd.

Anyway, give ideas.

[Sage]

Set the dorm on fire. You won't be forgotten.

[Jack]

Bring back parachute pants.

[Jonathan Meer]

Put flour in a ziploc bag and stash it away in your RD's room when he isn't there. Then, create an opportune moment to reveal the stash.

Piss into a cookie sheet and lay the sheet in a freezer. Then, when someone leaves for the weekend and locks their door, remove the piss sheet and slide under their door. Alternatively, you could stuff a ziploc bag full of shaving cream, place the lips underneath the door, and stomp on it.

Walk into random people's rooms, and rip the sheets off their bed. With practice, one can remove nearly any sheet with one clean motion. Then, wordlessly, exit the room.

Strip to the gizzard and stand in a circle around the elevator on a particular floor, stark naked. Demand a ten-cent toll before they can enter the elevator, and if they refuse, slowly creep closer to their body.

If there are no windows in the bathroom, shut the lights off on someone either: showering, pissing, or pooping.

Screenlock random people when they're out of their room. Take a screenshot of someone's desktop, right click the desktop and deselect 'Show Desktop Icons', which is under 'Arrange Icons By'. Then, set the desktop background to the screenshot you just took. Effectively, everything looks the exact same as it did before you touched it, except that they cannot click the icons (which are actually just pictures).

Grab a set of portable speakers and a musical device and blast Rick Astley in the halls while jogging around marathon-style.

Piss into a water bottle and put it in a guy's refrigerator.

Remove every item from someone's room and set it back up in the bathroom.

Question: Does the dorm have ceiling tiles, and are they removable?

EDIT: Pretend that you've never heard the figures of speech people throw at you, and ask them to explain them. EXAMPLE: "Of course? What? What's that supposed to mean?"

If you're amazing talented, speak in iambic pentameter.

Hide two food items in a person's room that will go bad, such as an orange or an egg. Place them in an easy-to-find area. When asked about it, admit that you placed them there, then ask if he found the other three. Refuse to tell him where the imaginary items are.

[Ashe]

Some of my favorites involve freezing (completely) a bottle of whipped cream (or shaving cream) and then poking a small hole into it slowly and removing it. (Make sure to look up the exact way to do this as it can otherwise be dangerous).

Then leave it sitting around in someone's room and wait for it to thaw. It'll cover the entire room.

Another: Wrap clear plastic wrap (like saran wrap) over the toilet seats. Obviously it won't be seen and someone will either piss or shit and yeah.

Also, there is a way to use jello mix on the net to basically turn your toilet water into jello. Meaning if they poop on it, it just kinda sits there.

Pop out someone's peephole one day and turn it around so you can look in and you can't see out.

Oh, and the screenshot/hide icons trick... I used to do that all the damn time back in High School. Amazing how many teachers (including tech teachers) were just dumbfounded by what was wrong... "Let me try to reboot it again and run an antivirus"

EDIT: Step one, cut a hole in a box...

[Sage]

The 'pranks' involving bodily functions are totally uncool. I would not feel sorry for anyone who got decked for something like that.

If there's a public bathroom on any floor, you can consider sealing it off with package wrap or whatever, and get a sticker printed to look all official saying "WARNING - ASBESTOS REMOVAL! DO NOT ENTER!" or something similar.