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Roster Update
#1
I need the following copy/pasted to my roster page. Besides a few changes to the bulk of the text, it includes my "custom" tech which isn't there right now. It's only Afterimage with a different name, but nobody is going to know that just by reading the name. :B
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HISTORY OF SHIKATA-NO-MATA


Many generations ago, in a land not so far away. . .

In an age of unfettered perversion there was one woman of exceptional talents, Cawk Rawker, who was strong and limber and possessed a body that long-endured. Using the techniques illustrated in the Karma Sutra as a base, Rawker developed a style of combat utilizing her "special" abilities. Many were slain beneath her hips as she refined this deadly art. Within a matter of months she took the title of Number One Artist in the land, and mastered the royal courts, and became a queen that ruled with an iron groin.

It just so happened that about that time that there was a world-wide tournament, and since Queen Cawk was the undisputed champion in her land an invitation was submitted to her. With renewed zeal she trained for the tournament, and she became even more deadly.

At the tournament preliminaries, Rawker swiftly gained a place by defeating all of her opponents by utilizing her peerlessly arousing strip-dancing attacks which was so effective that she hadn't even removed one article of clothing before her placement was assured. Her first foe in the tournament proper was paralyzed by the power of her super-seductive gaze; the quarter-finals opponent fell unconscious at the sound of her sexy, sexy moan.

The tournament officials, then learning of Cawk’s past and knowing that must be stopped least she grind the world into submission, conspired to bring in a wringer to be her semi-final opponent: a celibate, blind and deaf Buddhist monk. The monk managed to palm-strike her soft and supple chest, but then immediately died by nasal hemorrhage. Not wanting to let the sacrifice of the monk be in vain, and seeing their opportunity, the tournament officials disqualified her from continuing the competition for killing her opponent. Disgraced, she left the tournament but warned that she would return with open war against those that opposed her.

Upon returning to her queendom, Rawker found that in her absence the royal harem army she had left as stewards had been defeated and dispersed. Alone, she was pounded into subjugation by a gang of the ten strongest males of her former subjects, who then sealed her tantric powers inside of an artifact known only as the Golden Phallus. Then, the arts of Shikata no Mata were made forbidden the world over, and Cawk Rawker was turned loose and banished into exile, never to return under the pain of death. She vowed vengeance against all the world, but quickly fell out of common knowledge and she and the dark age of her reign of sensual terror were eventually forgotten.


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Enter Rod Hardwood.

An average-looking man, with dark hair and dark eyes, of average height and weight. Traditional fashion sense, typically wears Western-style suit jackets. His day job is that of the high school teacher where he performs adequately. Lives at a typical complex in the downtown metropolitan area in a two-bedroom, bath-and-a-half apartment that is kept clean but unimaginative. Your classic Joe-Schmoe.

BUT! once the sun sets beyond the horizon he dons a pair of panties as a mask and eye-poppingly vulgar shoulder-strap thong underwear, then spends the night skulking in the shadows. Why?

Rod was raised from a very young age by the unknown sage Bawt Masterson, the fifteenth Mata Master who hailed Hardwood as a natural lewd genius and the most talented man to ever be taught the taboo arts of Shikata-no-Mata. However, as is true with all men, Rod possesses the flaw that even the Mata Masters would call embarrassing: that he cannot withstand the touch of a woman. The Way heightens the male sensuality to such a severe degree that even the barest graze of a woman's silky skin spikes the libido into an uncontrollable fury that must be immediately sated least he degenerate into a madness, and once the lust is released the man must immediately take a long nap.

Ever since the tragic fall of their queen at the hands of an ignorant and fearful world so many years ago, the exclusively-male practitioners of this forgotten method have remained out of the light and in the safety of the dark, with only one master teaching The Way to only one student at any time, as they wait for the foretold return of the Invincible Grand Mata Cawk Rawker who is said shall bring eternal euphoria unto the faithful.

After the recent demise of Masterson, Rod has taken up the reigns as the master of Shikata no Mata and now he seeks a worthy student!

-Custom Techs-

Dazzling Foot Job (Afterimage)
A special Mata technique developed by the 9th Mata Master, Tootsie Fehtesh, a paraplegic Master who lost both arms in a tragic orgy which he is the sole survivor of. After striking a lewd pose he will move so fast that he cannot be seen, with an illusionary image of himself left in his place for a moment, and then he appears somewhere else nearby.
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#2
Done and done.
[Image: Kaden2.jpg]
"It's on my brain, driving me insane.  It's on my mind, all of
the time, and if it left... I would be fine.
"


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