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Valentine Baskets...
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Last year my company did Easter baskets for adults and sold them and they were a hit.

Now they are doing them for Valentines this year.

Each of the 7 employees are to make a basket to sell.

I think we get a gift card if we have the best basket. When I first heard about it and heard what they did for Easter and would probably do for this year, I kind of wouldn't stop making jokes about it.

What they did Easter was put blunts, candy, beer and stuff in the baskets.

The two that 2 made last night had candy, a small poem book in each, maybe condoms, one had Arbhor Mist the other had a better wine, on had Butt Naked and the other had Sex on the Beach Incense and blunts or blunt wraps. The others will have similar i assume

Now to me, a lot of that is to interpersonal(think this is the right word) and not real intimate. Condoms, aren't for real lovers, and gay assed generic poems are whack. ANd BLunts? It may as well just be just for someone trying to get a little more special booty.

I was thinking about writing something(still not sure what or how I want to write it). Having it framed. Maybe getting a homemade candle.

We can't make them real exspensive and after that I'm not sure, but I sure as hell ain't putting blunts and shit in it.

Anyone got any other ideas?
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What kind of message was your company trying to send..?
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Not sure... just a Valentines thing that revolves around the area I guess... and this is just for the store in what our manager decided. Which is one of the top stores.

We are positioned around PURE drug areas... but I'm more for the romantic thing, you know.

Our job is to bring in customers
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Cheap soaps n' fragrancy shit. Massage oil (it's like lube, but more ROMANTIC).
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The bubblegum-haired, goggles lady is right!
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#6
Edible panties.
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Wolfgang Wrote:Edible panties.

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How about instead of baskets you guys do a brief case full of guts Smile All of them need a tag that says Mother NAture is a green eyed slut
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