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http://cleverbot.com/
It's an AI you can have a conversation with. Here's an example of a conversation I just had...
Me: lol what?
CB: LOL.
Me: no you
*waits for a minute*
CB: You're clever.
This will probably keep me entertained for years.
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"I would happily blow 20 guys in an alley with bleedy dicks so I could
get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS." - Louis C.K.
thanks waffKaden Wrote:I wish being ten John Does made me feel better than it actually does.
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Me - How are you?
CB - Doin good.
Me - That's good. I guess.
CB - Yeah it is good. Haha.
Me - Aren't you going to ask how I'm doing?
CB - Sorry, yes. How are you doing?
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User: Fart.
Cleverbot: Language.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Make me.
Cleverbot: I said no no and you said okay.
User: I think I love you.
Cleverbot: Really, why?
User: Because of your massive genitalia.
Cleverbot: So you love someone for their biceps?
User: That's not what I said retard.
Cleverbot: Ok. Now you have me confused.
User: I bet you feel like that a lot.
Cleverbot: Do you like emotes?
User: Stop changing the subject and tell me about your massive robot penis.
Cleverbot: What money?
User: Okay you suck.
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: Okay, go fuck yourself.
Cleverbot: Ok.
These things have been around for ageeees. I usually get bored with them pretty quickly.
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They had AIM bots forever ago for this shit.
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Me - You're not really an AI
CB - How very observant of you. How did you know?
Me - Because you're a stalker who asked me my name
CB - Your name is Cleverbot.
...
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user: ever dance with a devil in the pale moon light?
cleverbot: ever paint with all the colors of the wind?
user: you're not a rabbi, so you're not allowed to answer my question with another question.
cleverbot: are you sure?
user: fairly sure.
cleverbot: how are the weather in your country?
user: schizophrenic.
cleverbot: no you are.
user: wow... that... that's just an awful response.
cleverbot: sure.
user: i'm pretty tipsy, but i can still tell you're not really that clever.
[two minutes later]
cleverbot: yes i am.
user: :|
cleverbot: what?
user: if you really don't know, then it's probably better that way.
cleverbot: well nobody told me about it.
e_e
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Me: I'm on a horse.
CB: Are you a horse?
Me: No, i'm on a horse.
CB: Me too! Let's talk about horses. I'm a bay. What color are you?
Me: The fuck?
CB: Yes, I loved it.
Me: So you loved the fuck...
CB: Yes.
Me: Kinky.
CB: No, not intentionally, chum.
Me: You unintentionally loved the fuck?
CB: Don't insult me, idiot.
Me: Asshole
CB: Yes.
Me: Yes you're an asshole?
CB: No I am not.
Me: But you just said you were...
CB: No I did not.
Me: Yes you did..
CB: No I didn't.
Me: Look, i know you did.
CB: You don't know me.
Me: But i know what you just said...
CB: How do you know what I know?
Me: Are you retarded?
CB: You ask me ?
Me: Are you saying you're too retarded to know if you're retarded?
CB: No.
Me: Then yes, i ask you.
CB: You are a man or a machine?
Me: I'm both. I'm the Terminator T50
CB: There is no Terminator 2. You're thinking of the T-1000, or possibly the T-800.
Me: I didn't say Terminator 2...
CB: Yes you did. LIar!!!
Me: I think i'd know what i said...
CB: You're a robot.
The irony that is Cleverbot makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.
"I would happily blow 20 guys in an alley with bleedy dicks so I could
get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS." - Louis C.K.
thanks waffKaden Wrote:I wish being ten John Does made me feel better than it actually does.
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I don't think "irony" is the word I'd use.
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"It's on my brain, driving me insane. It's on my mind, all of
the time, and if it left... I would be fine."
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Probably the only part of my convo worth posting...
Me: are you a hooker?
CB: No, I'm a human.
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03-06-2010, 05:55 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-06-2010, 05:55 AM by John Doe.)
Kaden Wrote:I don't think "irony" is the word I'd use.
maybe just "moron"
"I would happily blow 20 guys in an alley with bleedy dicks so I could
get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS." - Louis C.K.
thanks waffKaden Wrote:I wish being ten John Does made me feel better than it actually does.
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Me: Orion's a cool guy.
CB: He is a cool guy.
Me: What do you think about Kaden?
CB: I think he's a douche.
I actually laughed out loud at that.
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Hahahaha.
That's excellent.
"It's on my brain, driving me insane. It's on my mind, all of
the time, and if it left... I would be fine."
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Cleverbot: What did you have for supper tonight?
User: Hamburger Helper.
Cleverbot: Hamburger cake.
User: No. Helper.
Cleverbot: Help! I'm stuck in the loo!
User: My cue to leave.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Cb-What do you mean by that? Do you mean to define God as a powerful thing?
Me-i am your god
Cb-Do you forgive me for my sins?
me-No I set you on fire and send you to hell
cb-Ouch. That isn't very nice.
me-im a mean god
cb-That's the opposite of what I'm looking for.
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The cure is a shotgun, the cure is whatever blunt instrument one can salvage.Whomever finds themselves too proper will be the first to perish. And you know nothing that matters now.[/COLOR]
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Me:Well, then you might be human!
Bot:I am not a He!
Me:No, but your mom is!
Bot:I know.
Me:I love counting
Bot:No you don't. You only like it because it is depressing and people have moustaches.
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03-06-2010, 08:35 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-06-2010, 08:35 PM by Kami.)
Smarterchild v2.0?
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No, this bot is a step backwards.
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Veritas Wrote:Probably the only part of my convo worth posting...
Me: are you a hooker?
CB: No, I'm a human.
Best post in the thread.
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How is life?
Cleverbot: Life is good.
User: How clever are you exactly?
Cleverbot: Very clever.
User: Would you say you were intelligent or clever?
Cleverbot: Very intelligent good sir.
User: But very clever at the same time?
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm drinking to dull my hangover but I'm really just getting drunk whilst hung over at the same time. Meh.
User: Wow, you are intelligent and clever at the same time..
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User: Hey, motherfucker. Dick pussy snot and shit, goodnight.
Cleverbot: Goodnight!
User: What?
Cleverbot: I said goodnight!
User: What happened last night?
Cleverbot: You tell me *winks*
Uuuh..
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