The Fifth Wheel

[Jarka]

Well, I seem to contribute absolutely nothing to every game I play. Coupled with some things people have said to me recently, I'm apparently an extremely shitty LoL player. It's starting to get really frustrating feeling like I could go AFK and the team could win without me. What am I doing that's keeping me from actually functioning as a part of the team?

(Don't say farming. I fucking know how to last hit and there are plenty of games where my CS is totally normal, if not the one of the highest. There are situations where taking only last hits is not the appropriate strategy. In addition, I do keep a close eye on CS during the game, which is why I get extremely frustrated during games where I am shut down in that regard.)

[Jonathan Meer]

Farming. Because that's something that can always be improved upon. And yes, some games you do have a good cs, and some games, you have a bad cs. Finding more consistency here is a massive part of it.

You're not atrocious for farming, though. And I don't know what other people have said, but you're one of the better players in the group. *shrug*

EDIT: Feeling useless in games is something that comes with the territory. Unless you're facerolling as plank in the jungle or some shit

[Kaden]

Honestly, it's your champion selection. You usually pick champions with skill shots or other location-based effects that you only have so much control over. A Cho'gath that can't hit his AoEs is useless. Doesn't matter if it's you or HotshotGG.

Lux and Teemo are two other champions that come to mind pretty readily. Missing a cage on Lux is always painful. Teemo is... well... ok: personal opinions about the champion aside, if your team isn't working to bait enemies into Teemo shrooms or the enemies just aren't hitting them, then he's really bringing very little to the table.

I would say switch over to someone like Rumble/Kennen/Kassadin/Cass/Karthus/etc who does have a skill shot, but they're on low cooldowns and you're not "punished" as hard for missing them. I know you dislike the "no-skill" style of targeted nukes, but I think you let that influence your champion choice a little too much.

As for farming... I don't have anything to say about it, really. I disagree with Meer, though, largely because, no matter which champion you're playing, you often try to fill that "support" role of giving farm to the rest of the team. At least that's been, like, 90% of the games I've played with you.

EDIT: Another thing that may or may not happen (can't always tell) is getting flustered in team fights or "high stress" situations. More than once it's seemed to me like shit has happened and then you kind of process what went down after the fact. If that is the case -- and not just a misinterpretation on my part -- then I suggest getting into more Dominion games. It kind of forces you to deal with that cluster-fuck scenario.

[Orion]

Play more Poppy + Blitz with me! At least if our combo doesn't work, it's my fault for missing my grab. =D

[Mal Nova]

Ignore all them hoes.... Slap them bitches with a tampon.... and just have fun.

As Tryg would say... you will sometimes get bad games... it's going to happen.

You will sometimes, depending on the Summoner Comp, get a summoner with their troll and rage skins on....

Still... it is a game, you are suppose to have fun.

I can be losing and still have fun... Of course... if I hit the 'press to talk' key more often, either people would actually stare at their screen in bewilderment... Or their jaw would drop...

But I laugh at the stupidest shit>_>

I think you contribute a lot to the team >_> <_<

If all else fails... grab Xin... and Dash DASH DASH DASH DASH.... DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE And hope it works +D

[Tyr]

I think the problem is you're too nice.