Shotgunblade

[Josh]

[1:48:05 AM] (Channel) KingB: lol
[1:48:08 AM] (Channel) KingB: he sounds so excited about that
[1:48:14 AM] (Channel) KingB: I CAN PUT A BLADE ON MY SHOTGUN!
[1:48:21 AM] To other: Mario easily gets excited about stuff
[1:48:24 AM] To other: He's so innocent
[1:49:07 AM] (Channel) KingB: oh the dl is only 20 minutes
[1:49:10 AM] (Channel) KingB: thx to 2 mb/s
[1:49:13 AM] (Channel) KingB: <3
[1:49:19 AM] To other: lol nice
[1:49:33 AM] To other: They are probably only gonna play for another three minutes
[1:49:35 AM] To other: huehuehue
[1:49:43 AM] (Channel) KingB: lol
[1:49:47 AM] (Channel) KingB: whatever yo
[1:49:48 AM] To other: or they will play
[1:49:56 AM] To other: and then when your download is done
[1:50:01 AM] To other: they will stop playing
[1:50:04 AM] To other: Ultimate Troll
[1:50:06 AM] (Channel) KingB: that shit
[1:50:08 AM] (Channel) KingB: always happen
[1:50:24 AM] To other: He's really stoked about dem shotgun blades
[1:50:31 AM] (Channel) KingB: well yeah
[1:50:37 AM] (Channel) KingB: It's a shotgun
[1:50:39 AM] (Channel) KingB: WITH A BLADE
[1:50:44 AM] (Channel) KingB: I CAN ATTACH A BLADE TO MY SHOTGUN!
[1:50:49 AM] To other: BLADES ON TEH SHOTGUN
[1:50:55 AM] To other: So op
[1:51:10 AM] To other: Can't get much better then some blades on your shotgun
[1:51:10 AM] (Channel) KingB: IKR?
[1:51:16 AM] (Channel) KingB: yeah
[1:51:23 AM] To other: I'd be super excited too
[1:51:30 AM] To other: Because not only do you have like a gun
[1:51:31 AM] (Channel) KingB: i mean it shoots 8 clips at once, and there's also a blade on it
[1:51:33 AM] To other: or you have a blade
[1:51:41 AM] To other: If you think about it
[1:51:45 AM] To other: a Shotgun with a blade
[1:51:50 AM] To other: is essentially a Shotgunblade
[1:51:53 AM] To other: Which pwns
[1:51:55 AM] (Channel) KingB: lol
[1:51:59 AM] (Channel) KingB: which gives spell vamp
[1:52:01 AM] (Channel) KingB: obviously
[1:52:08 AM] To other: And it has an active
[1:52:14 AM] To other: a slow that deals 300 magic damage
[1:52:18 AM] To other: and slows for like 35%
[1:52:25 AM] (Channel) KingB: kadens background sounds like a laundry machine
[1:52:39 AM] To other: It's probably the Shotgun with the blade
[1:52:48 AM] To other: He's probably swinging it around his head
[1:52:50 AM] (Channel) KingB: i'll bet it is
[1:52:52 AM] To other: like a helicopter blade
[1:53:04 AM] (Channel) KingB: that actually sounds really fun
[1:53:10 AM] To other: Shit how boss is that
[1:53:12 AM] To other: It's like
[1:53:22 AM] To other: you can decapatate people
[1:53:27 AM] To other: and blow their heads to mush
[1:53:31 AM] To other: at the same damn time
[1:53:41 AM] To other: Yes
[1:53:44 AM] To other: Waffuru gets it
[1:53:45 AM] (Channel) KingB: LOL
[1:53:51 AM] (Channel) KingB: DAMN RIGHT HE DOES
[1:53:57 AM] To other: BLADE OP
[1:53:59 AM] (Channel) KingB: THERE'S A MOTHERFUCKING BLADE ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHOTGUN
[1:54:09 AM] (Channel) KingB: samuel l jackson ftw
[1:54:15 AM] To other: BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY BLADED SHOTGUNS
[1:59:06 AM] (Channel) KingB: SHOT HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF WITH MY SHOTGUNBLADE
[1:59:24 AM] (Channel) KingB: holy fuck
[1:59:32 AM] (Channel) KingB: i'm dling at 3 mb/s
[1:59:38 AM] To other: dling like a pro
[1:59:44 AM] (Channel) KingB: 88% already
[1:59:48 AM] To other: It won't be too long
[1:59:54 AM] To other: before you can work towards your shotgunblade
[2:00:02 AM] (Channel) KingB: MY OWN SHOTGUN WITH A BLADE?
[2:01:22 AM] To other: Yes
[2:01:25 AM] To other: if you are very lucky
[2:01:30 AM] To other: you will have a shotgun
[2:01:31 AM] To other: that has
[2:01:40 AM] To other: a MOTHERFUCKIN' BLADE ATTACHMENT
[2:01:43 AM] To other: A FUCKIN' BLADE MAN
[2:01:47 AM] To other: DO YOU GET THAT
[2:01:49 AM] To other: IT SLICES
[2:01:58 AM] To other: NORMAL SHOTGUNS ONLY PULVERIZE
[2:02:08 AM] To other: BLADED SHOTGUNS SLICE AS WELL AS PULVERIZE
[2:02:11 AM] (Channel) KingB: i can carve up the bodies that i shoot up
[2:02:12 AM] (Channel) KingB: #1
[2:02:20 AM] To other: THIS ISN'T YOUR MOMMY'S FUCKING SHOTGUN
[2:02:31 AM] To other: YOU GOT SOME EPIC SHIT GOING ON AT THE END OF YOUR BLADED SHOTGUN
[2:02:42 AM] To other: WE'RE TALKING RAZORS EDGE BITCH
[2:02:44 AM] (Channel) KingB: an epic BLADE
[2:02:50 AM] To other: DAMASCUS STEEL ON THAT MOTHER FUCKER
[2:02:59 AM] To other: OH, YOU GOT A BULLETPROOF VEST?
[2:03:10 AM] To other: I HOPE IT'S KNIFE PROOF TOO COCKSUCKER
[2:03:18 AM] To other: CUZ U ABOUT 2 B SHANKED!!!!
[2:03:25 AM] To other: MOTHERFUCKIN SHOTGUNBLADE
[2:03:31 AM] (Channel) KingB: lol
[2:03:41 AM] (Channel) KingB: oh dl finished
[2:03:45 AM] To other: nice
[2:03:50 AM] (Channel) KingB: install time
[2:05:04 AM] (Channel) KingB: intallin takin longer than ze dl
[2:07:20 AM] (Channel) KingB: aught bitches
[2:07:23 AM] (Channel) KingB: installed
[2:07:40 AM] (Channel) KingB: time to see if my computer gets raped by it
[2:08:07 AM] To other: http://www.cdbzrpg.com/forum/showpost.ph...count=3817
[2:12:26 AM] (Channel) KingB: YO BITCHE
[2:12:27 AM] (Channel) KingB: S
[2:12:32 AM] (Channel) KingB: OPEN UP TEXT TO SPEECH
[2:12:39 AM] KingB is now unmuted.
[2:12:42 AM] KingB is now muted.
[2:12:52 AM] (Channel) KingB: that guy
[2:12:52 AM] To other: what was that
[2:12:56 AM] To other: "i wanna play"
[2:13:00 AM] To other: that's not the voice
[2:13:03 AM] To other: of a man
[2:13:09 AM] To other: WHO IS GOING TO OWN A SHOTGUNBLADE
[2:13:12 AM] (Channel) KingB: my gf beside me
[2:13:14 AM] To other: YOU WANNA PLAY
[2:13:15 AM] (Channel) KingB: actually
[2:13:20 AM] To other: YOU GOT TO SAY IT LIKE A MAN
[2:13:23 AM] (Channel) KingB: HOW DO I PRAY WITH EVERYONE
[2:13:37 AM] To other: LET ME FUCKING PLAY TURD MUNCHES SO I CAN SHOW YOU MY AWESOME SHOTGUN BLADE
[2:14:16 AM] To other: STAND OUT OF MY WAY COCK MONGLERS WHILE A TEAR A SWATH OF DESTRUCTION WITH MY BLADES OF SHOTGUN
[2:14:17 AM] (Channel) KingB: lol
[2:14:34 AM] (Channel) KingB: so like srsly
[2:14:38 AM] (Channel) KingB: how do i join up with errrone
[2:14:43 AM] To other: no idea
[2:15:05 AM] To other: also it doesn't matter if your GF is beside you
[2:15:09 AM] To other: if she gives you any lip
[2:15:11 AM] To other: or even a look
[2:15:13 AM] To other: just say to her
[2:15:30 AM] To other: LOOK BITCH I CARRY A SHOTGUN BLADE, I STAB PEOPLE IN THE FACE
[2:15:45 AM] To other: NOW GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH BEFORE I STAB YOU IN THE FACE WHORE

[King B]

SHOT GUN BLADE!

Edit: You forgot a TL;DR. SHOTGUNBLADE!

[Tyr]

[Jonathan Meer]

what is this? blade on shotgun?

[Valora Crow]

Squall...?

[Jonathan Meer]

judging from random googles, I'm guessing ME3 mp

[King B]

Mario's specialty weaponry.

[Pinky]

yeah me3.

[Tyr]

Pondering the efficiency of a shotgun blade. If it had a hook, it'd be pretty devastating as you could slice into one and then unload the shotgun in the man's chest who can't move. Pretty much guaranteed overkill though. Could just shoot him.

[Mal Nova]

WAIT FOR IT...CUZ I SAW IT! HEXTECH bitches!!!! HUUZAHHHHH

[Sophia]

That entire conversation was...surreal.

[Kaden]

No one really appreciates the shotgunblade like I do.

[Josh]

No one really appreciates the shotgunblade like I do.

If they had heard the girlish glee in your voice that night, they would understand how awesome a blade on your shotgun is.

[King B]

If they had heard the girlish glee in your voice that night, they would understand how awesome a blade on your shotgun is.

Waffuru and MacGyver did.

[Jarka]

It it happened on mumble, why did nobody record the conversation to be autotuned at a later date?

I am disappoint.

[Vad]

I got a shotgun blade last night. No fucks were given in that match.