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[Vegeta]

attached are two images from the manual for my time machine. in case you didn't know, i'm from the year 2036.

[Sammah]

Is it true that in the future...women have 3 breasts instead of 2?

o.O?

[Vegeta]

Only in Australia, the Chinese attacks left widespread radiation and so the women have 3 breasts there.

[Sammah]

And the Chinese still have small penises right?

*gets worried*

[Vegeta]

Yeah.. and Russia killed most of them. Russia lays the beatdown on just about everyone during the US Civil War after the 2004 rigged election..

[Sammah]

Rigged election?? Oh GOD!! *rus away*

And what happened to Europe, are they still around?

[Vegeta]

Yeah.. but it's pretty bad there. Disease caused by the eating of animals that are fed parts of their own species has taken Europe over.

[Sammah]

Hmm... isn't that like...incest? :O

What about Canada? Are they still good at Hockey?

[Vegeta]

...Canada gets fucked.

[Sammah]

Damn....was it doggie style?

I like Doggie style.... )

And South America?

[Vegeta]

Yeah, it was doggy style.

South America is suprisingly pretty okay, they have alot of Civil War though, so it's not really that great. It's like one huge soccer riot.

[Sammah]

lol I can imagine it now.....

*shoots and kills someone*

GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vegeta]

They sent me back for some stuff but when I got here I was like "haha fuck you guys I'm not going back to that shit hole."

[Sammah]

Yeh, what's better then coming to a place where women sells themselves for money?

Or where you can still win an election after people know you rigged it....

Or...found Not Guilty even when they know you did it.....they had the video tape....

[Vegeta]

Well, 2036 is lame. You can't find 100% clean water without talking to someone with a gun first.

Besides, it's easier to fuck people that give me trouble later up when they don't know I'm coming.

[Sammah]

That's true....like your geometry teacher.

DAMN YOU MR. HIPLEY!! *kicks a baby out the window*

:O

[Vegeta]

Oh yeah, Democracy is out, the US becomes a confederacy.

[Sammah]

Whoah.....

*contimplates hanging himself*

What about our Military?

[Vegeta]

It becomes manditory to serve, but it's mostly just protecting your towns farms with a shotgun.

The democracy is no good anyways, its corrupt and it takes too long to get anything done. We become a confederarcy after we win the war against our government.

The new capital is Omaha, Nebraska.

[Sammah]

Nebraska.......where the hell is that?

Oh, yes, how many states are there in the future?