A math equation

[The Not Cool Not Tapion]

Some may have seen this on my away message....



If
A B C D E F G H I J. K. L. M. N. O. P. Q. R. S. T. U. V. W. X. Y. Z.=1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

and,
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

but,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

and,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%
and look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[The Not Cool Not Tapion]

Now now, attittude is ok, but asskissing is better *bends over*

You know what to do...=x

[Raditzu]

One of my friends had that in their AIM profile for a while last year. I find it more than slightly amusing.