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Every see the Blue comedy tour with Jeff and larry the cable guy? well If so you'll remeber Bill Envil, I'm sure I spelled that wrong, but thats not the point, he does a skit called here's your sign.
Last night I was coming home from work and (I WAS SPEEDING) 8o and just my luck a cop pulls me over and say's "Son you know how fast you where going?"

guess what my dumb ass did, I said "No officer I was speeding just for the hell of it..." here's your sign, and there's my speeding ticket
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A14 hasn o common sense of comedian's.. I mean.. He dosn't even know who Billy Conerly is, & yes, I know that's spelt wrong, I just can't spell! >.<. He's also neverh eard of Lenny Henry...
But yes, I like Lee Evan's, he's one of the funnest comedian's I can watch & laugh at. Also Cris Rock, now he's good..
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Tater Salad > you
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heheheh... tater tot.... I love that stuff sooo much. *watches it again*
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Is it true he had a heart attack on stage? The tator salad guy.
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Quote:Originally posted by Kirano
Lee was exposed at an early age
...you're sick.
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So one time I was out flying a kite and a guy and his kid decide to sit and rest a while on a bench nearby. Everything was going fine till the kite got away and ended up in a tree close to where I was standing at, the guy gets up and walks over to stand next to me looking up at the tree.
"Kite get stuck?" He asks me.
So I said. "Nope, it's part squirrel and just wanted something to eat."
Here's your sign.
(Tator Salad = Ron White)