Word of wisdom:

[Metal Koola]

Never mix Tequila and nacho cheese dip. It just plain and simple does not go down.

[Sammah]

And it would probably be the most sensible thread on this RPG at that.

[Metal Koola]

flaming jesus sounds like something the church wouldn't like.

[Old Selipa]

Better to stay with just Sex On The Beach

[The Not Cool Not Tapion]

*Drinks root beer*

Damn older men and their beer...

*Watches porn on HBO*

[Raz]

Grampa's old cough medicine with a slice of lime.

[Kami]

Don't put easy cheese in a can of pabst and then drink it, but if you do, get some guy drunker than you to finish off the cheesey part.

Irish Carbombs are awesome.

[Metal Koola]

I had Mike's hard lemonade for the first time that night, it was amazingly good. I was surprised. Also (I don't want this to start an argument) I smoked with the parents of the household. It was the first time I had smoked with anyone over the age of 30, and I was really amazed by the whole experience. The girls dad said "Never drink bong water if you want to succeed in life," and I thought that was a pretty nifty quote.

[Bra]

Originally posted by Nappa
Dumbass, you cant drink pure alchohol, your organs would incinerate on the spot. Closest thing you can get is home-made absint, which has recently been made legal again in my country, and that's brewn to about 70-80 percent.

I'll have a simple pint every day. Nothing beats a sharp, crisp, ice-cold Jupiler on a warm day.

I believe that may have been a joke, there, Nappa. Calm down, put the gun away. We don't want to hurt anyone-HEYLOOKAUNICORN!!!

*Sedates Nappa*

[Metal Koola]

I work at the library and they have this sanitizing hand lotion there that is 65% ethyl alcohol. Every time someone squirts some on their hands, the entire library smells like a bar. I love it.

[Amadeus]

Originally posted by Metal Koola
Never mix Tequila and nacho cheese dip. It just plain and simple does not go down.

You shouldnt mix Tequila and nacho cheese dip. You shouldnt mix Tequila and medicine. You shouldnt mix Tequila and drugs. You know what? Its best you dont mix anything with Tequila.

[Hellfighter 17]

You can drink pure alcohol, not saying you would live, but you can.

[Amadeus]

Originally posted by Hell Fighter 17
You can drink pure alcohol, not saying you would live, but you can.

In that case you might as well drink poison for all the good it will do.....

[Amadeus]

Originally posted by Pikkon
mmmm Alcohol....

I had to periodically stop drinking. =(

Look at the bright side. Youll at least live a decade longer

[Amadeus]

Originally posted by Pikkon
Are you kidding? I have the liver of a 30 yr old

Well youll certainly live longer then you would by still drinking.

[Metal Koola]

I'm gonna go out in an awesome way. Haven't decided how yet though.