Mortal Kombat: Round 1: Furiza vs. Jackie Chun!

[Reijin]

I figure Furiza has a nack for engaging in a few "Battle of Wits" type events, so I figure that we'll let him and some of his foes go at it. After a while, I'll add a poll to see who everyone thinks has one.

Rules: There are no rules. Flaming for this post will not be warned. If you have to resort to name calling and the normal "I FUCKED YOUR MOM" then you probably have lost the Battle of Wits. Your call. May your stupidity free you.

Noone else post here other than those involved in the fight.

As always, Staff may intervene in any situation.

FIGHT.

[Amadeus]

Originally posted by Furiza
So, here we are, since this is just for fun, why don't we take this at a pace your brain can understand?
Shall we start with, I win?
Naturally, you'll want to reply in some form of self defence. I advise you do as I did and state my victory.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thats it? Thats all the great master of insults Furiza can throw at me? I have obviously overestimated you. I thought you where capable of more then just amateur insults.

And talk about a inflated ego! You always did think you where all migthy and powerful, but in truth you where always just a pain in the ass. The whole time you where on Chubbs you caused nothing but trouble and mayhem for all the people in the community. Heck, the only reason you have a "fanbase" is beacuse people are fed up with your stupid simple jokes. So my advice to you is to turn and run as fast as your legs allow you.

You advise me to do as you did? Oh and whats gonna happen if I dont? Are you gonna throw another lame insult at me? [sarcasm on] Ughh geee im so scared. Please, oh great Furiza, dont hurt me. [sarcasm off]

[Amadeus]

Youd think that im making this easy for you, wouldnt you? Well heres a newsflash. Youve just made this easy for me.

Now to decode your fruitless attempt.

You thought? Damn, there's a first. To be honest I didn't think you'd mind a pitiful attempt. I took it for granted that you'd probably rather admit defeat as opposed to attempting to match wit with me.

Of course your microscopicly small brain would think that. What else would think a person, whos choking on pride? Also you admited that I have greater wit.

If you insist. I take great pride in my enormous ego. It tends not to cloud my judgement. Knowing my superiority to others, let alone you, is a good tool for undermining every one of your typed words.

The problem is, it does cloud your judgement, beacuse you actually think you have superiority over anything. If your capable of looking into history, youll realise the likes of you where hated and brought down sooner or later. Also your attempts of undermining other people usually end up in just making yourself look worse.

Nah, I always like to think of myself as almighty and powerful.

I pity you, Furiza. Youve obviously lost touch with reality a long time ago.

Well spotted in your, what? Month here?

Your eye and memory funcionality are lagging.........badly. Memory beacuse if it functioned normally, youd remember that I was here a lot longer then one month, and your eyesight beacuse if it worked normally, youd see under my registration date it says 21st of August, 2004. Up until this day, thats 255 days.....256 in a few minutes (its 23:47AM here in Slovenia). Normal people know that a month has 31 days at most.

Wow. Well deduced. People are fed up with my stupid simple jokes so they become part of this "fanbase" you speak off? Makes perfect sense if you remove any sense of perception from your brain, heck, even if you remove your brain in general as you appear to have done.

But, Jackie, what can I expect? You are, after all a second rate member and founder of a second rate alliance that went down the pan. You're not exactly going to be remembered for anything other then being just another of my triumphs.

I mean, really. What have you done since joining this site? Rped? If you have I sure haven't read any of it, nor had it reccomended by anyone. Made a successful alliance? Oops, wait, we've been there. Nope. Or perhaps it's the exhuberance of your OOC personality. But... Oh wait, you don't have an OOC personality.

In fact, why are you here?
Your own pleasure? Selfish bastard.
Take something out, put something in. It's a rule.

Honestly, people these days.

Yes, they join your "fanbase" beacuse they are sick and tired of your amateur jokes. Of course, this probably isnt understandable for you, but a normal person has probably noticed till now that those that "support" you are not being covered with your lame insults or to a small extent.

The only reason im considered a "second rate member" is beacuse I havent been long enough in the RP waters long enough. Thats gonna change, sooner or later. Also the only reason my alliance fell apart was beacuse everybody was dead and we where for the most part seperated. If we would have been together, something more would have come up. But like this, no. Also, why are you talking about memories of me when Im far from leaving this place? Oh, sorry, your brain loves to have its crazy ways, doesnt it?

Yes I have RPed. I was also able to go to King Kais where only those with exceptional RPing go. I also, unlike you, helped the staff by awnsering to questions in the Q/S/U board. Also, I started an alliance which could have been succesful if it wasnt started at the wrong time. And you have no right to comment on my OOC personality, when you do not know me that well. Infact, its a greater possibility you dont have a OOC personality. Those who brag and insult other people usually do it to hide their own pitiful lives.

Im here, beacuse I enjoy being here and beacuse Id like to help as much a I can, unlike you. During my time here, you have not contributed to this site whatsoever. Infact, the only thing you did was flaming, spaming or arguing with new members.

Seriously, return to sipping your tea and leave insulting to the professionals. Or even better, leave. If you would leave, the quality of the information posted would dramaticly increase.

OOC: Going to bed now. If Furiza posts till then, ill respond in the morning

[Reijin]

Poll up.

[Amadeus]

Originally posted by Marron
jackie pwned frieza

Personally I think I did. But in the end its the votes that count. And Furizas fans will vote for him. And if that wont be enough, he is willing to bribe people to vote for him. He told me that personally.

[Bra]

Quit bitching, Jackie. That's all you ever do.

Anyway, I voted for you, Jackie, but it's really only a technicality, since I've had arguments with Frieza. If he really wanted to, he'd have crushed your very mind with his elaborate insults. You did better than he did, however, so you win on that very same technicality.

In other words; he held back. I don't know why, but he did. *Shrug*

[Krillin]

No offense Jackie, but your whole presentation seemed very amateurish and fake, while Furiza seemed right at home. I voted for Furiza.

Am I a fan of Furiza? Nope. Did he bribe me? Of course. The cakes should be coming in the mail shortly.

[Amadeus]

Man, you guys really take everything seriously, dont you?

Just vote for the person who you think did better. I really dont care if I win or lose, this was meant to be for fun and I had fun.

[Krillin]

Originally posted by Jackie Chun
Personally I think I did. But in the end its the votes that count. And Furizas fans will vote for him. And if that wont be enough, he is willing to bribe people to vote for him. He told me that personally.

Looked pretty serious to me, eh?

[Amadeus]

Originally posted by Krillin

Originally posted by Jackie Chun
Personally I think I did. But in the end its the votes that count. And Furizas fans will vote for him. And if that wont be enough, he is willing to bribe people to vote for him. He told me that personally.

Looked pretty serious to me, eh?

True, true. But Krillin, dont you remember our times together as the Zen Fighters? You know that Im not the type to boast around saying "I pwned someone". Also, he really did say he would bribe a person to vote for him. But he was just joking.

[Hellfighter 17]

Furiza. He just seemed better, to me. I hold both of you on neutral grounds and I cannot be bribed. *sucks lollipop*

[Minoshia]

I vote neither, they both were equally decent, but while Furiza held back and knowing this i want to vote for him cuz i know he should have owned, but Jackie did have some good insults, so basically it was evenly bad. So i think this should be the fatality.

Furiza assrapes Jackie, Jackie in much pain but not dead, Jackie farts and explodes Furiza's ridiculously small penis. After Noticing his penis is gone, Furiza pulls a Hara Kir and wraps his tail around his neck and strangles himself to death, after Jackie realizes he has been raped by a strange alien he reports himself to Alien 51, is tested positive for Alien Semen and is Immediately Placed unconcious and sliced into 5 equal pieces where his body is autopsied for research that will be placed in a document called "Effects of Alien Semen on the Body" Which in turn will never be read. All in a matter of seconds.

[Reijin]

Originally posted by Reijin
Noone else post here other than those involved in the fight.