Final Two: Opening Statements

[Burter]

After FIVE triple evictions

12 weeks of strategizing, challenges, voting and eliminations

We are down to two out of twenty four people.

Kami and Lord Slug

This is your chance to address the jury and say whatever you want. Tell them why you should get their vote.

After this, we will commense the questioning

[Kami]

Somehow I've got the feeling that most of you already had your minds made up about who you're going to vote for. I'm not going to rub your bellies (that costs extra) and tell you how great you all are, which by no means is an insult. I've had an incredibly enjoyable time with this game, strategizing, staying up late to post every ten minutes till my head aches (HF17 knows what I'm talking about), putting a stapler on my mouse to get a seven hour time on holdthebutton.com, thumbing through a word search with the rest of you, doing all sorts of odds and ends to try and reach a point we all knew was sitting on down the road.

If I voted you out, I am sorry. It was never anything personal, it was about competition and what would be the most entertaining later on down the line. My cohort in the final 2 is a mighty fine competetor and left the weirdest freaking image on my myspace account, so I put it on this girl's page and someone else was like, "WHOA! That's gross!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!" No joke.

So please, ask questions, I am more than willing to truthfully answer them all...unless it's something crazy, then you'll just get a smartass answer.

May the Force be with you, never cross the streams, say hello to my little friend, oh and great job, team, head back to base for debriefing and cocktails.