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I would have taken pictures but there was no camera at hand.
Yeah, so I came back from College, and all the walk home I'm thinking I'm thirsty as hell. I've got a Dr. Pepper in my bag but I can't be bothered to stop and get it out until I get home. When I finally get into the house, I pull out the bottle and start unscrewing the bottle immediately, eager to quench my thirst.
Yeah, I'm an idiot.
When I say it sprayed in a wide radius, that's kind of an understatement. I didn't drop the bottle, but it's possible that may have been better than holding it aloft. Since the cap was still mostly screwed on, the drink was forced through the gaps at high pressure, in a kind of 'sprinkler' effect. My jacket, across the floor, up the walls. The whole fucking room was covered in Dr Pepper. I didn't even know it could do that much damage. It wasn't a big bottle either - it was one of the little ones.
It took about 15 minutes to soak it all up. I was angry at the mess, but mostly angry because I was still really thirsty.
Dr Pepper, you have been accused of ruining my shit. How do you fuckin' plead?! X(
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Appropriate title.
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That reminds me of the Mountain Dew incident that I had awhile back. Someone had shook said Mountain Dew, and then handed it to me, after opening it,
the can spewed out Mountain Dew all over me, and the floor. Damn you soda! Damn you I say!!! X(
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You fool! You can't handle teh Peppah! That is pepper abuse! You should be castrated!
ANyhoo...when you go to open the bottle, next time, dont be a dummy and open it real fast. You have to be slow...gentle. Respectful to the pepper. Twist the cap slightly, just enough for the fiz to escape, then quickly tighten it back up. When it settles down, then proceed to slowly uncap it. You have to love the pepper. Be gentle. ^_^
/Dr. Pepper freak
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Shut up, I know how to open a Dr Pepper!  You'd be thirsty too if you'd just been walking for 40 minutes after a full day of college.
Maybe I was a little rough, but that was no excuse for the Dr Pepper to flip out on me like that. I mean, I've been loyal. Apart from the odd Corona. But those don't even count!
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Quote:Originally posted by Super Buu
Shut up, I know how to open a Dr Pepper! You'd be thirsty too if you'd just been walking for 40 minutes after a full day of college.
Maybe I was a little rough, but that was no excuse for the Dr Pepper to flip out on me like that. I mean, I've been loyal. Apart from the odd Corona. But those don't even count!
Dr. Pepper has never let me down. You cheated on the pepper somehow while in its presence!
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I hate you all. I can't have carbonated drinks any more. But Mountain Dew pawns DP. Especially Pitch Black MD.
 I win
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*sips a dr pepper*
No, my friend. I win.
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Quote:Originally posted by Violet
*sips a dr pepper*
No, my friend. I win. 
You cant win forever! One day a new carbonated drink will Pwn Dr.Pepper!!
Oh and did you know Dr.Pepper is made with Prune Juice?
I know this cause my dad worked on a plum farm.
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darknessreign555: "What's that, sir?"
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Quote:Canera411: God is into anime.
darknessreign555: Well, he had to will it for a reason.
darknessreign555: "You know what I need, Archangel?"
darknessreign555: "What's that, sir?"
darknessreign555: "Animated knockers. Get on it."
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Quote:Originally posted by TAFKA Android 15
Quote:Originally posted by Violet
*sips a dr pepper*
No, my friend. I win. 
You cant win forever! One day a new carbonated drink will Pwn Dr.Pepper!!
Oh and did you know Dr.Pepper is made with Prune Juice?
I know this cause my dad worked on a plum farm.
That is some mighty fine prue juice! lol
You do know prunes are just dried plums or someting right? Plums=best fruit out there.
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Quote:Originally posted by Violet
Quote:Originally posted by TAFKA Android 15
Quote:Originally posted by Violet
*sips a dr pepper*
No, my friend. I win. 
You cant win forever! One day a new carbonated drink will Pwn Dr.Pepper!!
Oh and did you know Dr.Pepper is made with Prune Juice?
I know this cause my dad worked on a plum farm.
That is some mighty fine prue juice! lol
You do know prunes are just dried plums or someting right? Plums=best fruit out there.
Yes I figured as much, just like raisins are dried grapes.
And I do like prune juice, and prunes, but please take caution when eating to many or drinking too much, because well you'll be taking trips to the porcelain seat for awhile.
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I feel it's important to tell you all that Dr. Pepper has got to be one of the shittiest sodas ever.
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Quote:Originally posted by Metal Koola
I feel it's important to tell you all that Dr. Pepper has got to be one of the shittiest sodas ever.
Who pissed in your cheerios today, MK? Dr Pepper ftw!
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Meh, you're all wrong. Anyone from the South knows that Coke rules all. ^_^ Specially us folk from Georgia. I used to live like... 20 miles from the Coca-Cola Factory in Atlanta.
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Some spilled over the sides at lunch, but I'm still known as the Dr. pepper addict at my school. =)
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La cerveza mas fina!
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Wow, that's got to be the biggest Dr. Pepper explosion I've ever heard of. You should have videotaped it. I need a cheap laugh =P
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Quote:Originally posted by Blue
Meh, you're all wrong. Anyone from the South knows that Coke rules all. ^_^ Specially us folk from Georgia. I used to live like... 20 miles from the Coca-Cola Factory in Atlanta.
You see...this man knows what he's talking about.
Coke pwns. Dr. Pepper is for newbs. Period.
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Quote:Originally posted by Android 16
Quote:Originally posted by Blue
Meh, you're all wrong. Anyone from the South knows that Coke rules all. ^_^ Specially us folk from Georgia. I used to live like... 20 miles from the Coca-Cola Factory in Atlanta.
You see...this man knows what he's talking about.
Coke pwns. Dr. Pepper is for newbs. Period.
Blue and MK have just earned 10 cool points. Since I have none to give...*Hands I.O.U.*
*pats heads* Haha...you young'ns think you know everything...its so cute. ^_^
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