Top Five Weapon Moments

[Burter Jr]

Due to popular demand, I'll be doing several top five or top tens for awhile as the DA hype slowly dies down.

It was a huge saga and I want to keep the memories going as long as we can.

Number Five after this post

[Burter Jr]

Number 5
Bardock's Teddy Bear Bomb

?Where did you get a teddy bear?? Eighteen asked from across the way. Bardock looked over. He didn?t know how much time had passed since he looked at anyone?s face. His expression took a moment to adjust to the change in silence.

?It was my weapon,? he shrugged. ?Is that what it?s called??

?You?ve never seen a teddy bear before??

?No, but I figured out what it does. It?s an explosive device. The fur is just camouflage. There?s a lightweight box inside, and this little appendage right here says, ?Press Me.? The button underneath the hand is the detonation device,? the saiya-jin explained. ?I figured if the switch was a dud, I could always use my flames and trigger it manually.?

Android Eighteen gawked at him, and shook her head incredulously. ?No. Just, no.?

Bardock jumped down from his perch, stuffed animal in hand. As he neared, the androidess reached out and grabbed it. She moved her fingers over the paw, and much to the startling of the male, pressed the button.

A sickeningly sweet voice erupted from the box: ?I love you thiiiiiiis much.?

?What?the?fuck?? Bardock stuttered.

[Reijin]

Holy shit! I missed that one! That was simply amazing XD I love that post.

I hope Saiba gets up there for pissing on Olibu XD

[Burter Jr]

Number 4
Retane's Dark Card

It was then that Nappa made the mistake of turning around. Retane pulled a card from the box and looked at it. Nine of Hearts. His eyes began to very gently change color, and then darken. The card was almost completely engulfed with the color black.

Nappa stopped walking when he realized that things were getting dimmer. When he turned, he realized that Retane's color had changed a bit as well. "What's...what are you doin? What's going on?"

The darker namekian stepped forward, right in front of Nappa. Nappa stood his ground, ready in case something was going to happen. But nothing prepared him for the sudden flick of Retane's wrist, and the card that peirced into his neck.

"Hrk..." Nappa grunted. He reached up, agressively pulling the card out. Blood spilled over the namekian, but he didn't care. The red liquid kept oozing from the shocked saiyan even after he fell backwards, onto his butt, and then all the way laying down. He put a hand over his open wound. A single card-sized slit that stopped his breathing.

"A blanket..." Retane whispered, almost possessed by the beautiful feeling of the night stopping the day. The sun couldn't get into the his little circle. "A blanket of darkness. Just for you, Nappa."

[Piccolo Daimoun]

Originally posted by Burter Jr

Number 5
Bardock's Teddy Bear Bomb

?Where did you get a teddy bear?? Eighteen asked from across the way. Bardock looked over. He didn?t know how much time had passed since he looked at anyone?s face. His expression took a moment to adjust to the change in silence.

?It was my weapon,? he shrugged. ?Is that what it?s called??

?You?ve never seen a teddy bear before??

?No, but I figured out what it does. It?s an explosive device. The fur is just camouflage. There?s a lightweight box inside, and this little appendage right here says, ?Press Me.? The button underneath the hand is the detonation device,? the saiya-jin explained. ?I figured if the switch was a dud, I could always use my flames and trigger it manually.?

Android Eighteen gawked at him, and shook her head incredulously. ?No. Just, no.?

Bardock jumped down from his perch, stuffed animal in hand. As he neared, the androidess reached out and grabbed it. She moved her fingers over the paw, and much to the startling of the male, pressed the button.

A sickeningly sweet voice erupted from the box: ?I love you thiiiiiiis much.?

?What?the?fuck?? Bardock stuttered.

That's just plain awesome.

The card thing kinda made me shiver.

[Burter Jr]

Number 3
'Buukin Got Spooned

The two hurried back to their feet. Silver was the first to strike, slamming both wrists onto Buukin's jaw. The big saiyan spun around, using his strength as a key point, but Silver ducked his swipe.

The orange-haired fighter brought his spoon up. It collided with Buukin's neck, fought through the tissue and stopped at the bone. The look of shock on Panbuukin's face made Silver grin. He was loving this.

When the spoon was removed, Buukin fell backwards. He died a slow, painful death of suffocation, as the air left his body before he could inhale or exhale it. The hole in his neck was proof the spoon was just as deadly as anything else.

[Burter Jr]

Number 2
Reijin's Saibaman Marks It's Territory

The fallen angel known as Reijin stood there, glowering down at their victim. He hadn't even bothered to join into the fight, as the whelp that they had encountered required no effort at all. It was simply more of an execution than an actually fight, and the others had handled it well. Saiba was kneeling beside Olibu's corpse, sniffing its first encountered dead body, and he looked up at his master, wrinkling his nose. Reijin shrugged, and to his surprise, Saiba lifted up his leg and a stream of liquid suddenly covered Olibu's open eyes, the Saibaman apparently marking its territory.

[Reijin]

I like how we never saw number one XD

So until then, my Saibaman lives as the top moment.

[Burter Jr]

Number 1
Seventeen's Nuclear Rocket Launcher

"Damn," Seventeen cursed. He lept off after the now feeling Konat.

Minoshia whirled in and out of the turns, using the trees to trick Seventeen, who ran full speed after him, disregarding the constant pain of the shotgun wound in his stomach.

Finally, when the cybernetic fighter went around a tree...there was nothing. Minoshia was gone.

Then someone landed on him.

On instinct, the Android slammed his head, cracking Mino's nose. The Konat didn't stop his attack, however, wrapping the rope of the binoculars and then pulling back. "Got ya!"

Seventeen could feel the air stop circulating up to his mouth. He was being strangled! He grabbed his rocket launcher, cursing his luck. How could they trust this Konat?! He had brought nothing but bad luck! The Android couldn't let the Konat get anyone else...even if it meant everything.

The Android pulled the rocket launcher close, then shoving a fist against the side. The gas inside began to fuse with the ki. He grimaced...life fading. The strangling worked. Minoshia didn't let up.

That was when Android Seventeen, leader of Civil Unrest until the very end, lit up the gas inside the rocket launcher with his own ki, and let it erupt, engulfing both Android and Konat.

Everyone on the island heard it. Trees were decimated. Smoke flooded the clear air. Every last ounce of ki in that launcher had blown apart.

And by some miracle, some insane chance, one fucked up Konat crawled away.

[Minoshia]

How i made it past 17, i'll never know. That was an insane scene there BJ.

[Android 17]

I still think we had the coolest fight outside the finals, Minoshia. =)

And yea, despite like, dying in the process, that scene made me giddy. Awesome work, Burter Junior.