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Jewtastic · 09-23-2006, 12:48 AM

Ok, new thread because its different.

James Bond vs. Snake vs. Sam Fisher

Venue: A well lit boxing ring. Cage Match.

Who would win?

Paragus · 09-23-2006, 12:51 AM

Quote:Originally posted by Murasaki
Ok, new thread because its different.

James Bond vs. Snake vs. Sam Fisher

Venue: A well lit boxing ring. Cage Match.

Who would win?

ok i would have to say that it would come down to Bond vs. Snake. Even though Fisher is a skilled mercenary he is a master of stealth and a well lit cage match aint his cup of tea.

I think that Snakes gotta win i mean he is a total badass, and he has much up to date hand to hand combat styels then bond, so snake gets the win but James bond leaves with the girl who ever that is. Big Grin

Saz · 09-23-2006, 12:51 AM

Snake, duh.

Celipa · 09-23-2006, 12:58 AM

Here's my rendition.

IC:

As a loud ding rang out throughout the well-lit stadium of the Snake v Bond v Fisher showdown, the fight was signalled to begin. The well tuxedo'd form of James Bond glanced around, for a first opponent to strike down, but Fisher was standing on the other side of the ring...and where was Snake?

Using the ancient method of 'sneaking across stuff in a box' Snake had all but vanished from view, as he crept across the white flooring of the ring. The best place to hide was in plain view, after all. So Bond didn't notice, as the soldier snuck up behind him...until the box flew upwards, and Solid Snake sprang out from underneath with a loud yell.

"Where the Hell did you come from!?" shouted Bond - but he was quickly cut off, as the knife of Solid drew across his throat, silencing him.

"You're next," hissed Snake to Fisher, who stood looking dumbfounded as the body of James fell to the ground.

But, Sam Fisher was always one on the prepared side. Whipping out his .9, Fisher capped Snake's ass. With the power of awesome, the bullet punctured Snake's ass-muscles with horrible accuracy, piercing his lower rectum, and causing some pretty gross internal bleeding - we really won't go any further into that. But Solid took the pain, lifting his knife up with the hand that wasn't clinging to his bleeding rear.

"CRAB BATTLE!" shouted Snake, jabbing the blade up into his rectum.

But as he began to carve the bullet out, Fisher took action, and shot once more - this time, the bullet pierced Snake's throat. Solid Snake's body fell in a heap over that of Bond's, hand still shoved up rear.

The bell rang once more. Fisher was triumphant.

Jeice · 09-23-2006, 01:04 AM

Quote:Originally posted by Murasaki
Ok, new thread because its different.

James Bond vs. Snake vs. Sam Fisher

Venue: A well lit boxing ring. Cage Match.

Who would win?

Thats a good one.....I don't know actualy....maybe Fisher cause he's like Spec Ops and sneak around and stuff....The other are pretty much the same thing though....It would realy depend on the surroundings.

Paragus · 09-23-2006, 01:05 AM

Quote:Originally posted by Jeice

Quote:Originally posted by Murasaki
Ok, new thread because its different.

James Bond vs. Snake vs. Sam Fisher

Venue: A well lit boxing ring. Cage Match.

Who would win?

Thats a good one.....I don't know actualy....maybe Fisher cause he's like Spec Ops and sneak around and stuff....The other are pretty much the same thing though....It would realy depend on the surroundings.

The surroundings are a Well lit boxing ring surrounded by a cage

Jeice · 09-23-2006, 01:06 AM

LOL so are they hand to hand fighting or....... ?(

Celipa · 09-23-2006, 01:06 AM

D00d, r34d mii f1ght.

EDIT: That I just posted. You think I whip up these random three minute fight scenes for nothing?

Jeice · 09-23-2006, 01:08 AM

Quote:Originally posted by Selipa
D00d, r34d mii f1ght.

EDIT: That I just posted. You think I whip up these random three minute fight scenes for tnothing?

LOL sorry I overlooked Sad

Krillin · 09-23-2006, 01:12 AM

I'd have to say Fisher. Bond would die pretty quickly. Snake and Fisher would go at it, but in the end, I think Fisher's instincts are a hair stronger.