[U] Tapion in the Plains

[Burter]

PCs: Tapion


In the Unforgiving Plains

[Downy Peach]

?What in the blazes happened here??

The cooked ruins of a war ground emanated death and decay. The fortitude it had once, was now long gone. During the battle, it had taken some heavy impairment and it's endurance had shattered. Tapion stepped forward, still awaiting a response from his men.

?Well, a war, by the looks of things,? a suspicious scout answered, lifting the rubble from the ground and allowing the fragments to filter through his fingers.

?Looks like once again, we missed the action. As we repose dormantly, lives are shattered, people get popped with lead and hacked aside like trash. The bad thing is, we're missing out! Where is our mettle? Where lies our courage?? Tapion flailed.

?Mine lies in my pants, Captain!?

?That's enough soldier. I thought you would be more gallant and more brainy - the toilet is out there in the wilderness! Why don't you use it instead of...? he trailed off into a slur, closing his eyes. He didn't have the tolerance, nor the bravery to deal with youngsters who couldn't control where they excreted.

The drunk turned, ?Is it safe to say we're alone??

A scout beside him span around with binoculars pushed tightly against his eyes.

?There's no-one within the perimeter of this land sir. I'd say you're right.?

?Right. Then we'll report back to base, I see no reason to hang around here anymore.?