Spopovich vs Pui Pui/Uub

[Burter]

Spopovich asked for two oppenents, and so he gets Uub and Pui Pui. He blindsided Uub backstage last week.

[Captain Silver]

Spop runs in the ring drunk.

[Whompt]

Pui Pui mysteriously failed to make the match. Elsewhere, in the dark recesses of his church, a priest was having his way with a strange alien-esque creature whose name rhymes with tea-tea.

[Hellfighter 17]

Go Pi!

[Captain Silver]

Pui jumped into the air, screaming "COCO" while Uub tackled the bald beast.

The alien landed, and said "TAKE THAT, BITCH".

[Whompt]

Bombarded by his opponents, Spop falls to the mat. Then he sees it. His one and only chance to defeat these cheating n00bs. Lying on the mat beside him was an "Easy" button. Yes, the one from the commercial. Time slowed as Spop reached for his salvation. Pui, spotting his apparent doom, leapt to stop him. But it was too late. The behemoth's massive hand slammed down on the red device, and suddenly everything was as it should be. Uub was instantly destroyed by the explosion of ultimate pwnage, and Pui was knocked into the turnbuckle. Before the alien could realise what was happening, he was wracked in pain caused by a massive spear from his giant opponent.

Edit: Also, HF sucks.

[Captain Silver]

I'm to lazy to RP it out, this is what would of happend.

SPOP IZ GAI LOLK

I know it doesn't make sense. I don't really care.

>.>

fug ur fac fuggr

[Whompt]

What my opponents fail to realise is that my physical construction is that of a highly elastic substance, whereas they have attributes more liken to an adhesive. The insults they fling will ricochet off my rubbery carapace and fasten onto their own bodies.

Aka: I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.