I agree with the part about the Third one being best.
Angst FTW. (But not in two's case.)
OH! Before I forget, Supes and I discuss this very topic.
UltimoDemon (7:32:47 PM):
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473075/
UltimoDemon (7:32:50 PM): Ewwwww...
Greg0rz (7:33:25 PM): I heard about it =(
UltimoDemon (7:33:33 PM): It's going to suck.
UltimoDemon (7:33:46 PM): They'll probably try to make him a sarcastic badass.
UltimoDemon (7:33:50 PM): Yet it'll just...suck.
Greg0rz (7:34:51 PM): it better at least have awesome fight scenes, and sweet sword fights with slowtime effects and other cool shit
Greg0rz (7:35:02 PM): as long as they do that I couldn't so much care about the story
Greg0rz (7:35:14 PM): oh, and explosions.
UltimoDemon (7:35:20 PM): Random explosions, even.
UltimoDemon (7:35:29 PM): "I'll kill you!" *Random explosion*
UltimoDemon (7:35:30 PM): See?
UltimoDemon (7:35:31 PM): Perfect.
Greg0rz (7:35:42 PM): maybe give the prince a ferrari. We'll also have to change his look
Greg0rz (7:35:45 PM): now he's got 'tude
UltimoDemon (7:35:48 PM): xD
Greg0rz (7:36:02 PM): he wears a jaunt-angled cap and speaks in gangsta talk
Greg0rz (7:37:03 PM): he works part time as a stuntman and is a famed underground rap artist
Greg0rz (7:37:23 PM): Farah will be played by Beyonce
UltimoDemon (7:37:30 PM): Ugh.
UltimoDemon (7:37:34 PM): You know that it'll suck then.
Greg0rz (7:37:43 PM): she's a trash-talking, no shit girl with 'a' attitude
UltimoDemon (7:37:44 PM): Look what she did to Austin Powers III.
Greg0rz (7:38:23 PM): the prince will continually hit on her, to which she responds every time "yo get outta here boi! *clicks fingers and waggles hips*"
UltimoDemon (7:38:57 PM): XD
UltimoDemon (7:38:58 PM): Waggles.
Greg0rz (7:39:11 PM): the vizier is prince's old teacher, who gets trumped in humiliating manners
UltimoDemon (7:39:35 PM): They need the Artist formerly known as Prince.
UltimoDemon (7:39:38 PM): To play Prince.
Greg0rz (7:39:40 PM): old PRINCIPAL even
UltimoDemon (7:39:48 PM): I want to know how he made the transition.
Greg0rz (7:40:19 PM): seriously though there's no excuse not to at least make it a good action movie
UltimoDemon (7:40:47 PM): Yeah.
UltimoDemon (7:40:58 PM): It needs random hookers.
Greg0rz (7:41:11 PM): with guns
Greg0rz (7:41:24 PM): wait, scratch that
Greg0rz (7:41:29 PM): swordgunrenades
UltimoDemon (7:41:35 PM): Gunrenades?
UltimoDemon (7:41:40 PM): *Throws gun*
UltimoDemon (7:41:45 PM): *Random explosion*
UltimoDemon (7:41:46 PM): OMG!
UltimoDemon (7:41:49 PM): You're on to something.
Greg0rz (7:41:58 PM): when you're out of ammo, you throw the gun away!Greg0rz (7:42:01 PM): it's recycling!
Greg0rz (7:42:03 PM): man I'm smart
UltimoDemon (7:42:10 PM): I'm amazed.
Greg0rz (7:42:19 PM): save the world from terrorists AND global warming
UltimoDemon (7:42:48 PM): If you want to save the world from terrorists, call Solid Snake.
Greg0rz (7:43:25 PM): We're not grumble tools of the governgrumblement or anygrgl else
UltimoDemon (7:43:33 PM): Nonsense!
UltimoDemon (7:43:37 PM): *Blows up Parliment*
Greg0rz (3:16:14 PM): if you cut Michael Moore, he would bleed cheese and bacon grease?
UltimoDemon (3:16:26 PM): I think that is very likely, yes.
Greg0rz (3:16:34 PM): *scribbles down*
Greg0rz (3:16:45 PM): do you mind if I quote you?
UltimoDemon (3:16:49 PM): Not at all.