Table Match; Tag Team Championships: Double Deuce vs Pi Squared (c)

[Burter]

Aqua and Spopovich won the Tag Team Turmoil and will now take on the champs, 2 on 2, in a table match

[Olibu]

Mmmm Pi... Wooo!

[Aqua]

Aqua had a little trouble thinking of an entrance for his title tag match. He had all but botched his last attempt. As providence would have it, however, Spop. had saved the dramatic effect of it all and managed to please the crowds via a humorous approach. The Aqua-jin was currently wracking his brain to think of anything, humorous, dramatic, or otherwise that might entertain his fans.

He was sitting in the main lobby for the arena when Spop came by. His large tag partner gave him a hearty pat on the back and chuckled at the stern-faced Aqua-jin, ?Why the long face gills??

?I can't think of anything to do for my entrance tonight.?

?Cheer up dude. You'll think of something you always do.?

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Aqua next found himself in a state of absolute wretchedly freezing consciousness. He was in an enclosed area, and he couldn't budge in either direction. Try as he might, he could not remember how he had gotten where he was.

With a burst of strength, he shot himself upwards to the result of massive applause from the fans. He looked down to see that he had been hiding in an ice cream cart by ring side. He wanted to stay and figure out what had happened from the point where he had been talking to Spop in the lobby to now, but he noticed that the match had started without him.

He executed a triple flip from the cart to the ring post, waved at the fans, and entered the fray with his partner who was wearing an ?I'm with stupid? t-shirt.

[Aqua]

The announcers along ring side chimed in sporadically to inform those viewing from the comfort of their homes of the proceedings.

?This should be a very exciting match Jim!?

?Right you are Cotton! Double Deuce has earned its right to challenge for the title by emerging victorious from the tag team turmoil. No other tag team, in the history of CPW, has had to face such odds just to get a chance at the title.?

?Well let's not be too optimistic there Jim, the tag champs might have something to say about that. They feel like they've earned their titles fair and square, and I don't know how excited they'll be when the challengers try to take their belts.?

?Well Cotton, it will certainly be an interesting match. We've already seen the smaller of team Double Deuce's entrance. As always, it did not disappoint. He actually popped out of an ice cream cart this time. Hahaha, I don't know where this guy comes up with this stuff.?

?That's right Jim. There's been a great deal of controversy revolving around the tiny aquatic wrestler from erm... the ocean depths. Reportedly, his attacker from a few weeks ago was never discovered.?

?Too right Cotton. Even more shocking than that is his outstanding track record. Though he has suffered a draw, ironically to his tag partner in a number one contender match for the asylum championship, he has yet to lose a match.?

?Correct again Jim. Aqua has yet to suffer an out right defeat in CPW. Though, he'll be hard-pressed to come out with another shocking victory against the amazing tandem of Pi Squared. Especially, as rumor has it, since his partner was out on the town last night.?

?Yes Cotton, that's also correct. As most of our audience likely already knows, the promising Spopovich was arrested last night for starting a bar fight. Apparently, someone said something about his mustache being, and correct me if i say this wrong, ?sketchy??

?That's right Jim. Spopovich was told he had a ?sketchy child molester mustache? and, allegedly, shoved his critic into the juke box. All reports from the hospital indicate that the instigator will fully recover.?

?I'm sure he will, Cotton, but I'm going to bet he'll think twice before mocking a child molester the size of Spopovich. Let that be a lesson to all of our viewing audience. Civil duty is all well an fine until the guy is twice your size. In which case, it's best to ignore the screams of horror coming from the the closet and continue playing mrs. pac man in the corner of the bar.?

?Right Jim. That's not to say Spopovich is a child molester.?

?Certainly not! Don't you put that evil on me Cotton!?

?Right... and now back to the action....?