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Knock Knock
#1
Mighta been done, but I don't remember it. Here's hoping it's new. I think it's hilarious.

The Worst Knock Knock Joke Of All Time
"I wasted time and now time doth waste me."
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"I just made you up to hurt myself, and it worked."
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#2
THATS NOT FUNNY ITS DISRESEP-


Oh hell its fucking hilarious.
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#3
hahaha...that was really funny Smile
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#4
The only part I found funny was when he was like; "And the priest molested me, only it wasn't a priest, it was my dad," for some reason that cracked me up.
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#5
Quote:Originally posted by Sazuaa
The only part I found funny was when he was like; "And the priest molested me, only it wasn't a priest, it was my dad," for some reason that cracked me up.

Ditto.
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#6
He took the "knock knock" joke to another level.
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#7
*sent this link to Bra weeks ago*
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#8
Quote:Originally posted by Krillin
*sent this link to Bra weeks ago*

You did? Must never have clicked it. I kind of tune out your links since you send me stuff from eBaum's World; I was linked to this today from an old friend.
"I wasted time and now time doth waste me."
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"I just made you up to hurt myself, and it worked."
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#9
I don't get it either. =[
"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl."
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#10
I'm so gonna steal the priest, rabbi, and shaman joke.
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#11
Quote:Originally posted by Metal Teemer
I'm so gonna steal the priest, rabbi, and shaman joke.

Already done. Plagiarism ftw
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#12
Yeah, I definitely sent it to you, and you pretty much ROTFL'd.
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#13
That was so funny my eyes were watering.

While we are on the subject of 'knock knock' jokes:

Barats and Bereta
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#14
Those were both hilarious, but this was on the same page so i figured i would post it. I know its pretty old, but i still think its a good one. (Not knock - knock joke related)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl24bnyFhAo&NR
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#15
^^^
That was the greatest commercial ever!
EVER!
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#16
Holy shit.

XD
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#17
XD Oh, sweet Goddess. If that isn't a good message, then I don't know what is XD
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Fuck you, Photobucket.
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#18
I want some bon bons.


J'aime bon bon.
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#19
Quote:Originally posted by Krillin
Yeah, I definitely sent it to you, and you pretty much ROTFL'd.

...No, dude, I think you're either confused or perhaps inebriated. I had never seen it before. O.o;
"I wasted time and now time doth waste me."
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"I just made you up to hurt myself, and it worked."
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#20
Quote:Originally posted by Paragus
Those were both hilarious, but this was on the same page so i figured i would post it. I know its pretty old, but i still think its a good one. (Not knock - knock joke related)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl24bnyFhAo&NR

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Damn kids. I hate kids. =(
"I wasted time and now time doth waste me."
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"I just made you up to hurt myself, and it worked."
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