A Regular Conversation with Reb and Will

[Burter]

This convo was not staged. This is an actual example of our conversations that we seriously have like, three times a day

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[18:46:33] Rebinator: quick, think of something witty to say
[18:46:49] Brit: LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIN
[18:47:00] Rebinator: not bad
[18:47:04] Rebinator: you're a little rusty
[18:47:13] Brit: 0\-d
[18:47:26] Brit: So I'm having a party tomorrow night come?
[18:47:31] Brit: Well it's not my party
[18:47:34] Brit: But it's my friend
[18:47:36] Brit: so it's like mine
[18:47:39] Rebinator: Sweet
[18:47:49] Rebinator: it's like all the bragging of hosting the party
[18:47:53] Rebinator: without the responsibility
[18:47:57] Brit: Yeah
[18:48:09] Brit: I decided to invite everyone I know
[18:48:10] Brit: for fun
[18:48:17] Rebinator: "Oh, yea, this is my party. Oh, that lamp? Nah, it's not mine, you can use it as a soccer ball."
[18:48:38] Brit: He's not happy. But I gave him permission to get it on with my cousin
[18:48:42] Brit: So who's he to complain?
[18:49:07] Rebinator: I think my cat is having a party in her litter box
[18:49:16] Rebinator: I clean that thing once a day
[18:49:19] Rebinator: and in the span of 24 hours
[18:49:27] Rebinator: she's crapped out like twice her body weight
[18:50:44] Brit: Bitch
[18:51:02] Rebinator: it defied all laws of physics
[18:51:18] Brit: Show her who's boss
[18:51:21] Brit: *nudge nudge*
[18:51:25] Brit: Give her something to shit about
[18:51:28] Brit: *nudge nudge*
[18:51:33] Brit: Make it so she can't shit no more
[18:51:35] Brit: *nudge nudge*
[18:51:54] Rebinator: >_>
[18:52:01] Rebinator: That reminds me of Ron White
[18:52:16] Brit: Who's he?
[18:52:19] Rebinator: comedian
[18:52:28] Rebinator: his dog had a huge crap, and he noticed it looked like it had words on it
[18:52:40] Rebinator: so he had to get his glasses, because he can't read shit without his glasses
[18:53:16] Brit: Ahahahaha
[18:53:34] Rebinator: yea, I laughed
[18:53:37] Rebinator: you'd like him
[18:53:46] Rebinator: he drinks vodka during his act
[18:54:04] Brit: I do that too
[18:54:31] Rebinator: masturbation isn't an act
[18:55:17] Brit: It is when you do it on stage in front of 6,000 people.
[18:55:45] Rebinator: wtf
[18:55:52] Rebinator: you've been doing performances without me?
[18:56:01] Brit: No
[18:56:01] Rebinator: we're over
[18:56:02] Rebinator: =(
[18:56:05] Brit: I've just been dressing as a horse
[18:56:18] Rebinator: damn
[18:56:20] Rebinator: you win
[18:56:24] Rebinator: i can't top a masturbating horse
[18:56:31] Brit:

[Lucifer]

I should sign autographs.

[Aero]

I''ll give you a crisp two dollar bill if you sign my ass. =D Think about it, a brit signing an american's ass. Priceless.

[Whompt]

Downright amusing. Good job guys.

[Spencinator]

That made me giggle like a schoolgirl, congratulations! =0

[Drake]

Originally posted by Lucifer
I should sign autographs.

Sign my hairy moobs

[Kami]

almost as good as the shit brit and i used to talk about

[Bojack]

What? Since when does Reb talk to people on AIM?

And I've been doing the masturbating horse routine since early '93. Get your own material.

[Lucifer]

Originally posted by Kami
almost as good as the shit brit and i used to talk about

I miss that game.

[Burter]

Originally posted by Bido
What? Since when does Reb talk to people on AIM?

When I'm not pretending to like you

[Kami]

Originally posted by Lucifer

Originally posted by Kami
almost as good as the shit brit and i used to talk about

I miss that game.

then IM me sometime and remind me

[Lucifer]

Originally posted by Kami

Originally posted by Lucifer

Originally posted by Kami
almost as good as the shit brit and i used to talk about

I miss that game.

then IM me sometime and remind me

Might have to.

[Bojack]

Either I'm blocked, or Kami doesn't come on AIM anymore.