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I am herby calling auditions for my new personal bitch. Job descriptions include feeding my pet snake, cleaning the crapper after a shit (which trust me is fun!) and possible allowing me to bone your girlfriend...if she is hot. Now get up here and show me what you gots!
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The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting, If I tell you I'm no good, You know I'm lying.
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I'm never going to have an erection again.
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Quote:Originally posted by Blind Man
I'm never going to have an erection again.
That's what she said. >.>
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I see you shot some of your load toward the back of her head there. Interesting...
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Cheap hair gel
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting, If I tell you I'm no good, You know I'm lying.
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Not if you knew what you could get on the street for it.