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#1
I am herby calling auditions for my new personal bitch. Job descriptions include feeding my pet snake, cleaning the crapper after a shit (which trust me is fun!) and possible allowing me to bone your girlfriend...if she is hot. Now get up here and show me what you gots!
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#2
My girlfriend? D:
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
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If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting, If I tell you I'm no good, You know I'm lying.
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#3
I'm never going to have an erection again.
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#4
Quote:Originally posted by Blind Man
I'm never going to have an erection again.

That's what she said. >.>
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#5
I see you shot some of your load toward the back of her head there. Interesting...
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#6
Cheap hair gel
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
[Image: Deo.jpg]
If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting, If I tell you I'm no good, You know I'm lying.
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#7
Not if you knew what you could get on the street for it.
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