My New Favorite Sport

[Krillin]

Driving the speed limit in the fast lane.

[Tobias]

You think you'll one day wake up and realize being a dick isn't nearly as funny as you think it is?

[Warako]

I'll do you one better Krillin

Getting 2 buddies to drive in the other 2 lanes and all 3 driving 10 mph below the speed limit

[Bardock]

Some highway actually got their speed limit raised because a bunch of people did something in a similar vein. A group of protesters had cars occupy all lanes and drive the speed limit in a straight line, so nobody could pass them.

[Bojack]

That's pwned.

[Krillin]

That's usually what I do. I find the little old lady in the slow lane going the speed limit and go right along side her, keeping pace. It's great fun and totally legal.

[Burter]

My biggest pet peeve when driving is when you're speeding, and there is STILL someone behind you, right on your ass, looking totally frustrated at how slow you're going. I'M ALREADY SPEEDING, ASSHOLE, CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

[Violet]

Until you piss off the truckers.


EDIT: @ krillin

[Uno]

My biggest pet peeve when driving is when you're speeding, and there is STILL someone behind you, right on your ass, looking totally frustrated at how slow you're going. I'M ALREADY SPEEDING, ASSHOLE, CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

I don't even drive and that pisses me off.

[Kami]

My biggest pet peeve when driving is when you're speeding, and there is STILL someone behind you, right on your ass, looking totally frustrated at how slow you're going. I'M ALREADY SPEEDING, ASSHOLE, CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

Let's just say it's good for these people that I don't keep a gun in my car.

[Bardock]

There's a saying that goes: anybody driving slower than you is stupid, and anyone driving faster than you is a lunatic.

[Kirano]

There's a saying that goes: anybody driving slower than you is stupid, and anyone driving faster than you is a lunatic.

doesn't make any sense.

[Bardock]

Are you serious? It means "you're the only driver that's ever going the correct speed." Everyone else is either too slow or too fast. Sheesh.

[Uno]

Aw...I thought it meant that all drivers were stupid lunatics.

[Kirano]

Are you serious? It means "you're the only driver that's ever going the correct speed." Everyone else is either too slow or too fast. Sheesh.

I meant it doesn't make any sense for someone to talk shit like that. I hate arrogant drivers. It's usually them that get into accidents that's clearly their fault, yet they try and blame it on the other driver because "they're too experienced to make mistakes."

[Burter]

I hate the incident today where someone was blaring their horn at me because I was going too slow. Only I was going 55 in a 40.

So I pulled a Krillin and went the speed limit.

[Aero]

Driving the speed limit in the fast lane.

In Baltimore you will likely get your head smashed in for doing that. Also, the same conclusion can come from coming to a complete stop when making a right turn.

[Krillin]

Meh.

My philosophy is, if I get rear-ended, I win. I can use the money. If I don't, I still win.

This is a sport that, by playing, one automatically is victorious.

[Uno]

What happens if an angry driver passes you, then turns around on the highway, smashing into your car, killing you both. Would that be a tie?

[Violet]

Plan ahead, carry grenades and rig your car with landmines.