Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
My Brute!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kami Wrote:I hit level 9 with Massive_Erection and got a spear! Fear the Spear!!! Whooo!!

Is the spear any good? I only hit a guy with it once.

Am I the only one who see's the awesomeness of this one post?
Reply
no josh
[Image: rsz_jqvaz_1.jpg]
Reply
My Brute is a god damn moron. Loses fights because he hits the god damn pet instead of the trainer, or drops his club (+35 damage) for a TENNIS RACQUET. WHAT THE HELL.
[Image: OrionAug11.jpg]
Reply
Is it the wooden club? Because, if so, he's a genius. I hate that piece of shit.
[Image: Kaden2.jpg]
"It's on my brain, driving me insane.  It's on my mind, all of
the time, and if it left... I would be fine.
"
Reply
At lower levels the wooden club ("Bumps") is pretty good since it can kill in two or three hits, but beyond level 6 it's shitty accuracy can lose a fight. Nice damage when it does land, I'd still rather have a knife.

I may have lost this fight, but it was exciting to watch anyway.
http://k-sasaki.mybrute.com/fight/556023739
[Image: rsz_jqvaz_1.jpg]
Reply
cry of the damned

http://eohwae.mybrute.com/fight/561477765

rawr >:O
[Image: rsz_jqvaz_1.jpg]
Reply
http://waffleiron.mybrute.com/fight/561432846

Buwahahaha

best fight ever
[Image: 22173.png]
Give waffuru an internets today!
[Image: 1324033725.png]
Reply
Waffuru Wrote:http://waffleiron.mybrute.com/fight/561432846

Buwahahaha

best fight ever

Yeaaaah you whiped his bitchass.
Reply
Hmm ROd.... Accept me into the clan... =P
[Image: ChubbsMal.png]


Reb: ya know
Reb: I think you're a fucking moron OOC
Reb: but I have to hand it to you
Reb: you've become a really great writer
Reply
Rod Hardwood Wrote:no josh

Because it's a Level 9 Massive_Erection, with a spear, and he hit someone with his spear.

Massive_Erection's spear...

It's funny.
Reply
im going to assume fighting people on your own clan gives you some sort of penalty or something. fighting characters that have much better skills than waffleiron are easier to beat :O

http://k-sasaki.mybrute.com/fight/567181477
[Image: rsz_jqvaz_1.jpg]
Reply
K Sasaki finally broke into the top 3,000 of the Sticking Plaster Rippers rank. next goal is to make it to 1,500th place so he'll get on the list of shown brutes. Miyamoto M. almost got into the Sticking Plaster Rippers, all he needed was one more win. oh well

ever since that mysterious day when everything shut down, tournaments have become much more difficult. my characters usually don't make it beyond the third round anymore :[
[Image: rsz_jqvaz_1.jpg]
Reply
It seems almost every other day this site is down when I try to jump on.
[Image: OrionAug11.jpg]
Reply
My Brute, as a website, is genuinely one of the worst I've ever visited. The only reason I don't actively complain about it is because it's also completely free.
[Image: Kaden2.jpg]
"It's on my brain, driving me insane.  It's on my mind, all of
the time, and if it left... I would be fine.
"
Reply
Kaden Wrote:My Brute, as a website, is genuinely one of the worst I've ever visited. The only reason I don't actively complain about it is because it's also completely free.

He speaks truth!

I don't go there everyday like I should to get my massive_erection stronger cause the site is so bad. =(
[Image: Dirty_Harry.png]
Reply
And this is from my first brute whom in logged back into tonight, MacGyverX. This was just mean. I've got this brute on the ropes and then - fierce brute with a wooden club in the face for 88. hahahaha

http://macgyverx.mybrute.com/fight/?d=sp...acd44290d2

And this was fantastic

http://macgyverx.mybrute.com/fight/?d=mo...acd44280d2
[Image: Dirty_Harry.png]
Reply
every day, the site has a period of "technical maintenance" where i'm sure they purge the servers of characters and replays. it happens between 10 and 11 PM EST. other than that, the site always works for me :O
[Image: rsz_jqvaz_1.jpg]
Reply
some tournament battles, the replays will probably be deleted in a few hours

armor+shield is tough
http://k-sasaki.mybrute.com/tf/75479115

wolf > bear
http://k-sasaki.mybrute.com/tf/75601995

and an arena battle for the ages
http://miyamoto-m.mybrute.com/fight/608673565
[Image: rsz_jqvaz_1.jpg]
Reply
Just picked up extra thick skin on k sasaki. Would not have beaten this match without it

http://k-sasaki.mybrute.com/fight/619344504
[Image: rsz_jqvaz_1.jpg]
Reply
I shuriken-ed this guy to hell

http://massiveerection.mybrute.com/fight/625787405
[Image: Dirty_Harry.png]
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)