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#1
09-16-2006, 05:09 PM
Dunno if it's been posted before but:

http://says-it.com


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If it's been posted before, my bad, but whatever I try searching for says that the search is invalid O_o
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09-16-2006, 05:34 PM
I wonder what will happen to the Internet when Chuck Norris dies.
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09-16-2006, 05:39 PM
Chuck Norris can't die.
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09-16-2006, 05:40 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Hellfighter 17
I wonder what will happen to the Internet when Chuck Norris dies.

It'll be liberated from stupidity, as his spirit will cleanse all.
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09-16-2006, 05:42 PM
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09-16-2006, 06:01 PM
If Chuck Norris COULD die, then Santa Claus isn't real. And we ALL know Santa is real. =o
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09-16-2006, 08:38 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Panbuukin
If Chuck Norris COULD die, then Santa Claus isn't real. And we ALL know Santa is real. =o

Chuck Norris IS Santa Claus.
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09-16-2006, 08:46 PM
No way, Chuck Norris can't beat this.
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09-16-2006, 08:55 PM
Oh yeah?
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09-16-2006, 10:11 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Koola
Oh yeah?

Yeah!
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09-16-2006, 10:19 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Goku
Quote:Originally posted by Koola
Oh yeah?

Yeah!

OH YEAH!?!
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09-16-2006, 10:20 PM
Chuck Norris is so cool that if he jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet. The lake gets Chuck Norris'd.
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09-16-2006, 10:28 PM
If he dies he will rise two days later.
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09-16-2006, 10:29 PM
Chuck Norris already died...ten years ago. The Grim Reaper just doesn't have the courage to tell him.
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09-16-2006, 10:30 PM
Tch. Yeah, he's human. But he will rise again. He isn't like Bruce Lee. He just doesn't die.
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09-16-2006, 10:32 PM
You must be a Bruce Lee fan. Fag.
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#17
09-16-2006, 10:35 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Recoome
No. I am not a Bruce Lee or a Chuck Norris fan. I hate all humans.

Then you should love Chuck Norris.
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09-16-2006, 10:47 PM
I know he is a human. So was the Green Lantern. And Batman. And other super heroes. He's just like them. =D
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09-16-2006, 10:54 PM
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09-17-2006, 05:22 AM
Chuck norris was a beleiver in the philosophy of Jeet Kune Do and a student and he's admitted that bruce was a better fighter Big Grin

Edit: you cant bring up the justice league cuz if you havent realised there not immortal either there stories are reinterpretted and then written into our time
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