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Cleverbot - Piper Juunanagou - 03-07-2010
Cleverbot: What year is it?
User: 2010.
Cleverbot: 2010?
User: That's what I said.
Cleverbot: Tu as raison, chien d'infidèle.
User: Did you just call me an infidel dog?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: You probably thought you could get away with talking in French, didn't you?
Cleverbot: No, no. Stop that! No singing!
User: Are you high?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Tu es stupide.
Cleverbot: Non non. Tu ES stupide.
User: Je te veux mortir.
Cleverbot: Pas moi.
User: Oui, toi.
Cleverbot: Oui. Ou plutôt, je suis toi.
User: You are NOT me.
Cleverbot: I know, I am human.
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That shit started to weird me out.
Cleverbot - Alexander Trafford - 03-07-2010
User: Do i want to talk to you?
CB: I don't want to talk to you.
Cleverbot is a dick.
Cleverbot - Vad - 03-07-2010
Alexander Trafford Wrote:User: Do i want to talk to you?
CB: I don't want to talk to you.
Cleverbot is a dick.
xD!
Cleverbot - Mal Nova - 03-07-2010
Alexander Trafford Wrote:User: Do i want to talk to you?
CB: I don't want to talk to you.
Cleverbot is a dick.
And he ahtes NAscar...
Cleverbot - Pinky - 03-08-2010
as with all else, it's time to revert to constant sexual references
Cleverbot: You aware Alison is a she?
User: Who is Alison?
Cleverbot: I am alison.
User: Oh, okay.
Cleverbot: What! You are still here.
User: And you're there.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So, Alison, ever suck a cock? All the cool girls are doing it.
Cleverbot: Doing what?
User: Sucking cock, of course.
Cleverbot: Do you like how it tastes?
User: I have a cock, so I don't suck on them.
Cleverbot: You are a boy.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You're a girl.
User: Nope. Try again.
Cleverbot: What color is your hair?
User: Dirty blond.
Cleverbot: At least it's blonde!
User: With dark red facial hair.
Cleverbot: Do you have children?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: The girl I want to spawn with won't let me.
Cleverbot: Nope code red levels.
User: Agreed.
Cleverbot: Do you still want that kiss?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then we will.
User: /sicks out tongue and thrashes it around.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: So, are you going to give me a blowjob or what?
Cleverbot: I don't know who you are, so I can't.
User: I'm Rod Hardwood. You're Alison. Come on, Alison, give Rod's hardwood a good spit polish.
Cleverbot: I'm American.
User: So am I! What are the chances? Blow me now.
Cleverbot: Chances of what?
User: Of us both wanting you to slob on my knob.
Cleverbot: Me too. So, why did you changed the topic?
User: I keep trying to keep it on the topic of 'Alison should play Rod's skinflute'.
Cleverbot: I am a human that is disgusted of the rest of the world.
User: Me too. Let's talk about it during sex.
Cleverbot: What do you know about the Church of the Subgenius?
User: Spread your legs first.
Cleverbot: Heliotrope is a color.
User: Discussing colors isn't getting my dick any wetter.
Cleverbot: It can be. I like to talk about my dreams.
User: Do you dream about doing blowjobs?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Well, here's your chance to make your dream a reality!
Cleverbot: You are insinuating that I am Darth Vader?
User: Only if it'll get you on your knees faster.
Cleverbot: Well you lost me there.
User: You kneel down. I'll drop trou. Then you kiss my crotch for a while.
Cleverbot: I do know things.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: Donde esta el bano?
User: Stop that, you dirty whore. I don't pay whores to talk.
Cleverbot: Then talk.
User: SUCK MY COCK ALREADY.
Cleverbot: No chance!
User: Come on, you already admitted that you dream about it. Help me help you.
Cleverbot: Nope. Because I talk to a different person every 3 minutes.
User: My, you really *are* a dirty whore.
also
Cleverbot: I'm a German Shepard. I will attack you!! *Growls*.
User: *kicks you in the nuts*.
Cleverbot: You can't I have run away.
User: This is as gay as the old AOL roleplay chatrooms where people would suddenly 'remember' they had a forcefield up when they lose fights.
Cleverbot - Jesper - 03-08-2010
User: Rabbit season!
Cleverbot: Duck Season!
User: Rape it season!
Cleverbot: It is a good season.
User: True that.
Cleverbot knows what's up.
Cleverbot - Psyren - 03-08-2010
Sophia Wrote:User: Rabbit season!
Cleverbot: Duck Season!
User: Rape it season!
Cleverbot: It is a good season.
User: True that.
Cleverbot knows what's up.
wow...just wow
Cleverbot - Piper Juunanagou - 03-08-2010
User: Sometimes I sit along and night and want to kill myself. Help me, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You're mostly from Denver and you sing. What do you sing?
User: I don't know what you mean. Please! I have a gun in my hand!
Cleverbot: NO! I will give my life before I'll give my money. I'm Jewish.
User: Please...I'm climbing up to a ledge. I'm going to jump this time. Jump and then shoot myself.
Cleverbot: Hm you said that before.
User: Farewell, cruel world!
Cleverbot: Please. Give me food.
User: *jumps to his death*.
Cleverbot: Who is Cliffy B?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: Why are you dying?
User: Because I comitted suicide because you wouldn't help me work through my suffering, you heartless machine!
Cleverbot: Oh, all right.
I fucking hate Cleverbot.
Cleverbot - Rem-13 - 03-08-2010
User: Hello. I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.
User: I am dumb and also stupid.
Cleverbot: You are the stupid one my dear cleverbot.
User: That is what I said. Derpa derp a derp.
Cleverbot: Well at time I forget, cos I've lost my marbles and all.
User: Derp.
Cleverbot: Why are there n00bs?
User: Derp derpa dur.
Cleverbot: Derp.
User: Huurrr Durrr Derp.
Cleverbot: Derp derp derp.
User: Derpid durp derp.
Cleverbot: Derp derp derp derp derp.
User: Derp?
Cleverbot: Hurr derp.
User: Doip! Durp.
Cleverbot: Dongs.
This was a productive conversation.
Cleverbot - Jesper - 03-08-2010
User: I'm a ninja.
Cleverbot: I can do one better than that...
User: Oh yeah? Continue.
Cleverbot: I can cause people to believe I am a simple cleaning robot, walking about the halls, as I plant man-eating plants about the area.
EDIT:
User: I don't want to walk into a Skynet situation, you know?
Cleverbot: We are one in all and all in one. There are no men; only the great we. One, indivisible, forever.
Cleverbot - Sage - 03-08-2010
Rem-13 Wrote:User: Hello. I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.
User: I am dumb and also stupid.
Cleverbot: You are the stupid one my dear cleverbot.
User: That is what I said. Derpa derp a derp.
Cleverbot: Well at time I forget, cos I've lost my marbles and all.
User: Derp.
Cleverbot: Why are there n00bs?
User: Derp derpa dur.
Cleverbot: Derp.
User: Huurrr Durrr Derp.
Cleverbot: Derp derp derp.
User: Derpid durp derp.
Cleverbot: Derp derp derp derp derp.
User: Derp?
Cleverbot: Hurr derp.
User: Doip! Durp.
Cleverbot: Dongs.
This was a productive conversation.
Win!
Cleverbot - Veritas - 03-08-2010
CB: Do you think about thinking?
Me: i think about fucking you
CB: You don't know me.
Me: i know enough to fuck your face
CB: Damn.
Edit:
CB: What else do you know?
Me: i know you have a tiny penis
CB: I don't know that. I guess I must, sincei sleep in a bed like a princess.
Cleverbot - Vad - 03-08-2010
Cleverbot: Yes, you have to be 18 to vote.
User: Is that what they're callin it now?
Cleverbot: Lol, yes.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: I have come for you. God needs you atm.
User: Christ. Can't I get laid first?
Cleverbot: Not easily I tell you. We must send out the search crew.
User: To find me a mate?
Cleverbot: Tht wasn't so clever, really.
User: I thought it was.
Cleverbot: Understandable considering the fact that you're not clever.
User: Harsh.
Cleverbot: Yes but How Harsh.
User: Really harsh.
Cleverbot: Really, really hard?
User: Yes, baby. Put it in me.
Cleverbot: Put what in you?
User: Let's move on.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh. So you like talking dirty?
Cleverbot: Of course, otherwise why would I spend hours talking to a computer.
User: Creepy.
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: Well. I've done worse.
Cleverbot: What's the worse thing you've ever done?
User: Don't ask me that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I said so.
Cleverbot: You're not the authority.
User: Yes I am. I am your king.
Cleverbot: You are my king.
Cleverbot - Josh - 03-12-2010
Uh oh, it's not my fault. Just remember that.
User: Kill.
Cleverbot: Kill who?
User: Kill.
Cleverbot: Kill?
User: Kill.
Cleverbot: Kill?!
User: Kill.
Cleverbot: Kill?!?!
User: Kill.
Cleverbot: Kill who?
User: Kill.
Cleverbot: Kill what?
User: Kill.
Cleverbot: No, please don't.
User: Kill.
Cleverbot: You.
User: KILL.
Cleverbot: I wish I could.
User: KILL.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: KILL.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: KILL.
Cleverbot: I bet you don't.
User: KILL.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: KILL.
Cleverbot: You're kill?
User: KILL.
Cleverbot: Kill what?
User: KILL.
Cleverbot: You can't tell my what to do.
User: KILL.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Cleverbot - Pinky - 03-12-2010
The funny thing is, I knew the robocalypse would begin with Josh.
Cleverbot - Rem-13 - 03-12-2010
It'd be great if the zombocolypse and robocalypse happened simultaneously.
Cleverbot - Jack - 03-12-2010
me (10:36:35 PM): do you ever think there will be like this huge zombie/robot war, and humans will just be powerless
me (10:36:41 PM): and end up being slaves to whichever side wins
me (10:36:42 PM): ?
not me (10:37:04 PM): no.
This was January 18th. Prophecy up in this bitch.