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Joke posted on wow forums. - Ashe - 02-14-2009
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a
White Trash Biker are all walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
can come into our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Biker says, 'I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar,
smiles and says,
'Fill it with water!'
Joke posted on wow forums. - Vad - 02-14-2009
LMAO
Nice. I mean, seriously awesome.
Joke posted on wow forums. - Jack - 02-14-2009
Fill what with water? The wall?
Then won't it just be a giant wall made of water? What's so funny about that...
Joke posted on wow forums. - Kazuya - 02-14-2009
Bil Baer Jaxx Wrote:Fill what with water? The wall?
Then won't it just be a giant wall made of water? What's so funny about that...
Jack, its completely impenetrable, if filled with water, they'd all drown.
Joke posted on wow forums. - Orion - 02-14-2009
Not inside the physical walls. He means put the water within the area surrounded by the wall. Everyone drowns. Get it?
Joke posted on wow forums. - Ashe - 02-14-2009
Jack, I really don't see how you manage sometimes.
Joke posted on wow forums. - Jack - 02-14-2009
no u ;_;
Joke posted on wow forums. - Jesper - 02-14-2009
...
-_- @ Jack.
Anyway, that was pretty funny. Warrants an xD.
Joke posted on wow forums. - Rem-13 - 02-14-2009
Its a pretty old joke.
I guess I'm just better than all of you for hearing it first.
Joke posted on wow forums. - Jack - 02-14-2009
I believe that just makes you old, not better.
Joke posted on wow forums. - Rem-13 - 02-14-2009
I'm going to stick with better.
Joke posted on wow forums. - Sage - 02-15-2009
Wow. This joke was totally different ten years ago. Figures it would be adapted to hate on the Mid East. :p
Joke posted on wow forums. - Rem-13 - 02-15-2009
Nice. Me and Sage on the cool list, rest yall on da fool list.
Joke posted on wow forums. - Vad - 02-15-2009
Rem-13 Wrote:Nice. Me and Sage on the cool list, rest yall on da fool list.
Putting me on the fool list downgrades your standing. I had to invent a whole other list to put you on. =P
Joke posted on wow forums. - Kazuya - 02-15-2009
Rem-13 Wrote:Nice. Me and Sage on the cool list, rest yall on da fool list.
I'm on the Apex of Awesome List, which is vastly superior to the 'Cool' List.
Joke posted on wow forums. - Sage - 02-15-2009
Quote:rest yall on da fool list.
Can't you read!?
Joke posted on wow forums. - Kazuya - 02-15-2009
I'm exempt. Always.
Joke posted on wow forums. - Sage - 02-15-2009
From the cool list, yeah.
Joke posted on wow forums. - Kazuya - 02-15-2009
From everything, actually. Except the Apex of Awesome list. I am all alone on this list.
*facerape*
Joke posted on wow forums. - Seth Wade - 02-17-2009
Reminds me of a watered down version of the joke in The Boondock Saints. It's too racist to repeat here, but if you've seen the movie you know the one.