Joke posted on wow forums.

[Ashe]

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a

White Trash Biker are all walking together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',

says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians

can come into our precious land.'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Biker says, 'I am very curious.

Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;

it's virtually impenetrable.'

The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar,

smiles and says,

'Fill it with water!'

[Vad]

LMAO

Nice. I mean, seriously awesome.

[Jack]

Fill what with water? The wall?

Then won't it just be a giant wall made of water? What's so funny about that...

[Kazuya]

Fill what with water? The wall?

Then won't it just be a giant wall made of water? What's so funny about that...

Jack, its completely impenetrable, if filled with water, they'd all drown.

[Orion]

Not inside the physical walls. He means put the water within the area surrounded by the wall. Everyone drowns. Get it?

[Ashe]

Jack, I really don't see how you manage sometimes.

[Jack]

no u ;_;

[Jesper]

...

-_- @ Jack.

Anyway, that was pretty funny. Warrants an xD.

[Rem-13]

Its a pretty old joke.

I guess I'm just better than all of you for hearing it first.

[Jack]

I believe that just makes you old, not better.

[Rem-13]

I'm going to stick with better.

[Sage]

Wow. This joke was totally different ten years ago. Figures it would be adapted to hate on the Mid East. :p

[Rem-13]

Nice. Me and Sage on the cool list, rest yall on da fool list.

[Vad]

Nice. Me and Sage on the cool list, rest yall on da fool list.

Putting me on the fool list downgrades your standing. I had to invent a whole other list to put you on. =P

[Kazuya]

Nice. Me and Sage on the cool list, rest yall on da fool list.

I'm on the Apex of Awesome List, which is vastly superior to the 'Cool' List.

[Sage]

rest yall on da fool list.

Can't you read!?

[Kazuya]

I'm exempt. Always.

[Sage]

From the cool list, yeah.

[Kazuya]

From everything, actually. Except the Apex of Awesome list. I am all alone on this list.

*facerape*

[Seth Wade]

Reminds me of a watered down version of the joke in The Boondock Saints. It's too racist to repeat here, but if you've seen the movie you know the one.