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Interview with a Member - Raditzu - 10-06-2004
For the first time ever, we bring you a behind-the-scenes look as the hosts of "Interview with a Member" prepare for thier next show.
Raditzu: ...
Freiza: ...
Freiza: k
Raditzu: if were gonna interview burter
Freiza: Yeah
Raditzu: it helps to have him here
Raditzu: >.>
Raditzu: <.<
Freiza: -_-
Burter has entered the room.
Raditzu: ha!
Burter: :-\
Raditzu: *claims victory*
Freiza: Go ahead Rat
Raditzu: did brit tell you why you're here?
Freiza: Yeah
Freiza: Rat
Freiza: I did
Freiza: But
Raditzu: -_-
Freiza: He didn't listen
Freiza: I don't think
Freiza: Burter
Freiza: You're being interviewed
Burter: um, he said something about free beer?
Raditzu: big surprise there
Raditzu: close enough
Freiza: Yeah
Burter: oh, ok
Burter: i'll stay then
Raditzu: this should kill a sufficient number of brain cells
Freiza: Agreed
Raditzu: actually, you're the lucky winner of the grand prize!!
Freiza: *refills Coffee*
Burter: yayz?
Raditzu: yes!
Raditzu: much "yayz"
Freiza: Interview = Highest form of honour
Raditzu: we're going to be interviewing you
Raditzu: yes
Raditzu: what the brit said
Burter: can i have my free beer first?
Raditzu: no
Raditzu: now
Freiza: Raditsu
Freiza: in
Freiza: 5
Freiza: 4
Freiza: 3
Freiza: 2
Freiza: 1
Raditzu: *dansu*
Freiza: >
The lights turn on, revealing Raditzu sitting behind a desk, Furiza in a chair next to him, and Burter scrounging around the floor.
Raditzu: alrighty
Burter: *searches for free beer*
Raditzu: here, with us today, is none other than...
Raditzu: uh...
Raditzu: the guy looking for a beer
Freiza: Hold on...
Burter: Hey, I found one!
Burter: Wait...
Freiza: When did we get a Burter?
Burter: thats not a beer :-(
Raditzu: no, but you're welcome to stay under my desk
Burter: =(
Burter: *sits*
Raditzu: ok
Raditzu: now
Freiza: Anyway. Today we'll be interviewing none other than newly appointed staff member and general waste of skin
Freiza: BURTER!
Raditzu: *claps*
Freiza: Over to you 'Ditzu
Burter: I really dont like you guys.
Raditzu: we'll start with some of the general questions
Burter: Why general?
Freiza: Try not to include too many long words
Burter: Are you being racist?
Freiza: We know how he gets
Raditzu: hey now!
Raditzu: my being racist has nothing to do with this
Burter: Inferring that someone with a shade of blue for skin cant take "Advanced" questions?
Raditzu: yes
Freiza: That's exaclty what we were insinuating
Freiza: sit down
Raditzu: im glad you picked up on that
Burter: ah, ok.
Raditzu: *nods*
Raditzu: anyway
Burter: I was just checking that it wasn't my height.
Raditzu: =O
Raditzu: please
Freiza: Let's start with your name.
Raditzu: i do have SOME manners
Raditzu: anyway
Burter: Okay.
Raditzu: yes, you're name
Burter: umm....
Burter: >_>
Burter: hold on
Burter: gimme a second
Burter: I'll think of it
Freiza: I told you he'd forget
Burter: oh
Burter: Rebnik
Burter: yea, thats it
Burter: *waits*
Freiza: That your real name? =o
Burter: Its my legal name
Freiza: I see
Burter: its not my birth name.
Raditzu: really?
Burter: no
Raditzu: >.>
Freiza: Fascinating
Burter: of course really you moron!
Burter: >=O
Raditzu: moving on
Raditzu: why doesnt Furiza ask another question?
Burter: Because you just asked me one?
Raditzu: no
Raditzu: because i hate you
Freiza: If they directly linked masterbation to testicular cancer, would you allow Raditzu into your bedroom?
Burter: Probably.
Freiza: Thank you.
Burter: Only because of his hair.
Freiza: Raditzu
Freiza: How do you feel about these latest revelations?
Raditzu: errr
Raditzu: yes
Raditzu: well
Raditzu: What kind of music do you like to listen to?
Burter: Anything that isn't rap
Raditzu: ah
Freiza: *applause*
Raditzu: you're a good man
Burter: I know
Freiza: Though it's easy to listen to someone get paid to talk over a drum
machine.
Burter: Hey
Raditzu: do you have a favorite band?
Burter: I'm a drummer
Burter: you ass
Burter: yes.
Burter: my band
Freiza: What?
Burter: ^_^
Raditzu: oh?
Freiza: I didn't... Say drummers were bad...
Burter: Of course.
Freiza: I said...
Raditzu: and im assuming you drum?
Burter: yes
Freiza: Rap... Was... Bad...
Burter: *drums*
Raditzu: excellent
Raditzu: what kind of music do you guys play?
Freiza: Scallywags and scurvy dogs are crushed under his foot!
Freiza: Yeah, do tell?
Burter: Heavy metal and deathmetal
Raditzu: (you'll have to excuse Freezy, he's a bit of an idiot)
Raditzu: excellent
Burter: but I live in Nashville, so I drum for country singers as well.
Burter: *sighs at 'music city'*
Freiza: Can't beat the odd bit of Death Metal
Raditzu: vocals are best achieved with a mic halfway down your throat
Freiza: Cradle of Filth taught me that
Burter: Mine is Dark Stallion. ^_^
Freiza: Nice name.
Raditzu: why dont we have brit take the next question?
Burter: vV Mafia8 Vv: So... was the RP any good?Burter: noBurter: teh sux
Freiza: So, I do believe you have a wife, and a child. Let's talk about them for a while.
Burter: Alrighty
Burter: wait
Burter: you dont like, have them hostage, do you?
Burter: >_>
Freiza: Err- No.
Freiza: How did you and your wife meet?
Burter: We met in a training school for professional wrestlers
Freiza: Interesting. You're a professional wrestler are you not?
Freiza: Or a former
Burter: Former, yes
Raditzu: ok
Freiza: How did that work for you? I am aware there are many skeptics, who would like to believe everything in wrestling is completely contrived, and fake.
Raditzu: i gotta ask
Raditzu: did you ever actually get hit with a chair?
Burter: There is a difference between acted out and fake
Burter: hold on, I'll get to that, Rad
Raditzu: ^_^
Burter: Wrestling is acted out
Burter: but considering how many times I've hit the mat at full speed--I wont call it fake
Burter: And there are some assholes that dont want to pull their punches..or their chairshots
Burter: and I've taken a few real shots
Freiza: Here we have it folks
Raditzu: ow
Freiza: the mysteries of wrestling dispelled by your favorite chat host.
Raditzu: (second favorite)
Raditzu: (i wasnt asking the questions)
Burter: Do I get my free beer, now?
Freiza: No
Burter: =(
Freiza: A few more questions.
Raditzu: You left wrestling after your daughter was born, correct?
Burter: Right
Burter: it was unexpected =(
Freiza: Very admirable
Raditzu: and how is Baby doing
Raditzu: ?
Freiza: Michelle, as Baby is aptly named.
Burter: she'll be 8 months in a few days
Freiza: Aww
Freiza: Okay. Here's the big one.
Freiza: Family, or Chubbs?
Burter: Family > Chubbs
Burter: no
Freiza: Because, here's the twist.
Burter: all things > Chubbs
Freiza: WE HAVE YOUR FAMILY!
Freiza: Okay
Freiza: That was a lie.
Freiza: And yes
Burter: oh, well, I have
Freiza: All things > Chubbs > Staff at Chubbs
Burter: Rad's Megaman Collection
Burter: so
Raditzu: as I think everyone knows, you were recently made a staff member
Burter: its good you were lying
Raditzu: ...
Burter: cause I'm not
Burter: >_>
Raditzu: you
Raditzu: son
Raditzu: of
Raditzu: a
Raditzu: bitch
Burter: *runs*
Freiza: I think
Freiza: I should have
Freiza: his position
Burter: as story guide?
Raditzu: *clears throat*
Raditzu: anyway
Freiza: Well, your current position would suit me fine
Freiza: >.>
Raditzu: were you expecting the staff position?
Burter: no
Freiza: Well
Freiza: Yes
Freiza: Oh
Freiza: You mean
Freiza: >.>
Burter: you were telling me you were gonna send me a game, Rad
Freiza: Ahem
Burter: and then you were like
Burter: "btw, your a mod now"
Raditzu: don't I rock like that?
Freiza: No
Freiza: but
Raditzu: oh
Freiza: we love you anyway
Burter: =x
Raditzu: and you still need to get that game
Freiza: I'll send it you
Burter: yea, I'm getting to it.
Raditzu: you better
Raditzu: ok, ok, ok
Freiza: Megaman X something?
Raditzu: no
Raditzu: Tales of Symphonia
Freiza: Tsh
Raditzu: >=O
Freiza: Oh
Freiza: Send it me
Freiza: 'tard
Raditzu: ok
Freiza: Good
Raditzu: anyway
Burter: =x
Freiza: Yeah
Raditzu: what do you think about Prophecy's Child?
Burter: FoF > PC
Raditzu: you recently died in it, if I'm not mistaken
Freiza: Good lord
Burter: *teh dead*
Freiza: Why not ask him what he thinks of strings theory?
Freiza: We'd be done quicker
Raditzu: hmmm
Freiza: Ahem
Raditzu: good point
Raditzu: actually... ive been meaning to reread Elegant Universe
Freiza: Strings > Gokitzu
Burter: Jeez, if your not going to interview, at least give my beer
Freiza: Where was the captain?
Burter: =(
Raditzu: oh
Raditzu: right
Raditzu: so
Raditzu: are you planning on being involved in Dante's Abyss?
Burter: Not in character
Freiza: :-X
Raditzu: oh
Raditzu: right
Raditzu: being dead
Freiza: Do you know the top secret part of Dante's Abyss?
Raditzu: >=O
Raditzu: silence
Raditzu: fool!
Freiza: k
Freiza: :-)
Burter: o.o
Raditzu: anyway
Freiza: Yeah
Raditzu: I think that just about sums things up
Freiza: Indeed
Raditzu: unless there are anymore questions Freezy had
Freiza: It's been a pleasure speaking with you Burter.
Freiza: No
Burter: Beer?
Freiza: That's all from me
Raditzu: *drinks burter's beer*
Freiza: and untill next time.
Burter: *marks one of the megaman games with a pencil*
Freiza: Choke on a fork and keep yourself occupied!
Raditzu: >.>
Raditzu: yes!
Freiza: Goodnight folks!
Burter: =(
Raditzu: *Waves*
[/interview]
There you have it, folks. The true secrets of Burter revealed... more or less. Hope you enjoyed.
Interview with a Member - Burter - 10-06-2004
I NEVER GOT THE BEER I WAS PROMISED! >=O
Interview with a Member - The Not Cool Not Tapion - 10-06-2004
Funny. That was a good read.
Interview with a Member - Kami - 10-06-2004
WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN???
Good stuff right there.
Interview with a Member - Raz - 10-07-2004
I like Freizy's better... but I've been waiting for the interviews to continue forever!
EDIT: I said "forever" twice... *wears a sticker reading "Be nice to me: I'm sick."*
Interview with a Member - Bra - 10-07-2004
I almost feel bad for Burter. But then I laugh. A lot.
Good job Rad/Freezy
