Interview with a Member

[Raditzu]

For the first time ever, we bring you a behind-the-scenes look as the hosts of "Interview with a Member" prepare for thier next show.

Raditzu: ...

Freiza: ...

Freiza: k

Raditzu: if were gonna interview burter

Freiza: Yeah

Raditzu: it helps to have him here
Raditzu: >.>
Raditzu: <.<

Freiza: -_-

Burter has entered the room.

Raditzu: ha!

Burter: :-\

Raditzu: *claims victory*

Freiza: Go ahead Rat

Raditzu: did brit tell you why you're here?

Freiza: Yeah
Freiza: Rat
Freiza: I did
Freiza: But

Raditzu: -_-

Freiza: He didn't listen
Freiza: I don't think
Freiza: Burter
Freiza: You're being interviewed

Burter: um, he said something about free beer?

Raditzu: big surprise there
Raditzu: close enough

Freiza: Yeah

Burter: oh, ok
Burter: i'll stay then

Raditzu: this should kill a sufficient number of brain cells

Freiza: Agreed

Raditzu: actually, you're the lucky winner of the grand prize!!

Freiza: *refills Coffee*

Burter: yayz?

Raditzu: yes!
Raditzu: much "yayz"

Freiza: Interview = Highest form of honour

Raditzu: we're going to be interviewing you
Raditzu: yes
Raditzu: what the brit said

Burter: can i have my free beer first?

Raditzu: no
Raditzu: now

Freiza: Raditsu
Freiza: in
Freiza: 5
Freiza: 4
Freiza: 3
Freiza: 2
Freiza: 1

Raditzu: *dansu*
Freiza: >

The lights turn on, revealing Raditzu sitting behind a desk, Furiza in a chair next to him, and Burter scrounging around the floor.

Raditzu: alrighty

Burter: *searches for free beer*

Raditzu: here, with us today, is none other than...
Raditzu: uh...
Raditzu: the guy looking for a beer

Freiza: Hold on...

Burter: Hey, I found one!
Burter: Wait...

Freiza: When did we get a Burter?

Burter: thats not a beer :-(

Raditzu: no, but you're welcome to stay under my desk

Burter: =(
Burter: *sits*

Raditzu: ok
Raditzu: now

Freiza: Anyway. Today we'll be interviewing none other than newly appointed staff member and general waste of skin

Freiza: BURTER!

Raditzu: *claps*

Freiza: Over to you 'Ditzu

Burter: I really dont like you guys.

Raditzu: we'll start with some of the general questions

Burter: Why general?

Freiza: Try not to include too many long words

Burter: Are you being racist?

Freiza: We know how he gets

Raditzu: hey now!
Raditzu: my being racist has nothing to do with this

Burter: Inferring that someone with a shade of blue for skin cant take "Advanced" questions?

Raditzu: yes

Freiza: That's exaclty what we were insinuating
Freiza: sit down

Raditzu: im glad you picked up on that

Burter: ah, ok.

Raditzu: *nods*
Raditzu: anyway

Burter: I was just checking that it wasn't my height.

Raditzu: =O
Raditzu: please

Freiza: Let's start with your name.

Raditzu: i do have SOME manners
Raditzu: anyway

Burter: Okay.

Raditzu: yes, you're name

Burter: umm....
Burter: >_>
Burter: hold on
Burter: gimme a second
Burter: I'll think of it

Freiza: I told you he'd forget

Burter: oh
Burter: Rebnik
Burter: yea, thats it
Burter: *waits*

Freiza: That your real name? =o

Burter: Its my legal name

Freiza: I see

Burter: its not my birth name.

Raditzu: really?

Burter: no

Raditzu: >.>

Freiza: Fascinating

Burter: of course really you moron!

Burter: >=O

Raditzu: moving on
Raditzu: why doesnt Furiza ask another question?

Burter: Because you just asked me one?

Raditzu: no
Raditzu: because i hate you

Freiza: If they directly linked masterbation to testicular cancer, would you allow Raditzu into your bedroom?

Burter: Probably.

Freiza: Thank you.

Burter: Only because of his hair.

Freiza: Raditzu
Freiza: How do you feel about these latest revelations?

Raditzu: errr
Raditzu: yes
Raditzu: well
Raditzu: What kind of music do you like to listen to?

Burter: Anything that isn't rap

Raditzu: ah

Freiza: *applause*

Raditzu: you're a good man

Burter: I know

Freiza: Though it's easy to listen to someone get paid to talk over a drum
machine.

Burter: Hey

Raditzu: do you have a favorite band?

Burter: I'm a drummer
Burter: you ass
Burter: yes.
Burter: my band

Freiza: What?

Burter: ^_^

Raditzu: oh?

Freiza: I didn't... Say drummers were bad...

Burter: Of course.

Freiza: I said...

Raditzu: and im assuming you drum?

Burter: yes

Freiza: Rap... Was... Bad...

Burter: *drums*

Raditzu: excellent
Raditzu: what kind of music do you guys play?

Freiza: Scallywags and scurvy dogs are crushed under his foot!
Freiza: Yeah, do tell?

Burter: Heavy metal and deathmetal

Raditzu: (you'll have to excuse Freezy, he's a bit of an idiot)
Raditzu: excellent

Burter: but I live in Nashville, so I drum for country singers as well.
Burter: *sighs at 'music city'*

Freiza: Can't beat the odd bit of Death Metal

Raditzu: vocals are best achieved with a mic halfway down your throat

Freiza: Cradle of Filth taught me that

Burter: Mine is Dark Stallion. ^_^

Freiza: Nice name.

Raditzu: why dont we have brit take the next question?

Burter: vV Mafia8 Vv: So... was the RP any good?Burter: noBurter: teh sux

Freiza: So, I do believe you have a wife, and a child. Let's talk about them for a while.

Burter: Alrighty
Burter: wait
Burter: you dont like, have them hostage, do you?
Burter: >_>

Freiza: Err- No.
Freiza: How did you and your wife meet?

Burter: We met in a training school for professional wrestlers

Freiza: Interesting. You're a professional wrestler are you not?
Freiza: Or a former

Burter: Former, yes

Raditzu: ok

Freiza: How did that work for you? I am aware there are many skeptics, who would like to believe everything in wrestling is completely contrived, and fake.

Raditzu: i gotta ask
Raditzu: did you ever actually get hit with a chair?

Burter: There is a difference between acted out and fake
Burter: hold on, I'll get to that, Rad

Raditzu: ^_^

Burter: Wrestling is acted out
Burter: but considering how many times I've hit the mat at full speed--I wont call it fake
Burter: And there are some assholes that dont want to pull their punches..or their chairshots
Burter: and I've taken a few real shots

Freiza: Here we have it folks

Raditzu: ow

Freiza: the mysteries of wrestling dispelled by your favorite chat host.

Raditzu: (second favorite)
Raditzu: (i wasnt asking the questions)

Burter: Do I get my free beer, now?

Freiza: No

Burter: =(

Freiza: A few more questions.

Raditzu: You left wrestling after your daughter was born, correct?

Burter: Right
Burter: it was unexpected =(

Freiza: Very admirable

Raditzu: and how is Baby doing
Raditzu: ?

Freiza: Michelle, as Baby is aptly named.

Burter: she'll be 8 months in a few days

Freiza: Aww
Freiza: Okay. Here's the big one.
Freiza: Family, or Chubbs?

Burter: Family > Chubbs
Burter: no

Freiza: Because, here's the twist.

Burter: all things > Chubbs

Freiza: WE HAVE YOUR FAMILY!
Freiza: Okay
Freiza: That was a lie.
Freiza: And yes

Burter: oh, well, I have

Freiza: All things > Chubbs > Staff at Chubbs

Burter: Rad's Megaman Collection
Burter: so

Raditzu: as I think everyone knows, you were recently made a staff member

Burter: its good you were lying

Raditzu: ...

Burter: cause I'm not
Burter: >_>

Raditzu: you
Raditzu: son
Raditzu: of
Raditzu: a
Raditzu: bitch

Burter: *runs*

Freiza: I think
Freiza: I should have
Freiza: his position

Burter: as story guide?

Raditzu: *clears throat*
Raditzu: anyway

Freiza: Well, your current position would suit me fine
Freiza: >.>

Raditzu: were you expecting the staff position?

Burter: no

Freiza: Well
Freiza: Yes
Freiza: Oh
Freiza: You mean
Freiza: >.>

Burter: you were telling me you were gonna send me a game, Rad

Freiza: Ahem

Burter: and then you were like
Burter: "btw, your a mod now"

Raditzu: don't I rock like that?

Freiza: No
Freiza: but

Raditzu: oh

Freiza: we love you anyway

Burter: =x

Raditzu: and you still need to get that game

Freiza: I'll send it you

Burter: yea, I'm getting to it.

Raditzu: you better
Raditzu: ok, ok, ok

Freiza: Megaman X something?

Raditzu: no
Raditzu: Tales of Symphonia

Freiza: Tsh

Raditzu: >=O

Freiza: Oh
Freiza: Send it me
Freiza: 'tard

Raditzu: ok

Freiza: Good

Raditzu: anyway

Burter: =x

Freiza: Yeah

Raditzu: what do you think about Prophecy's Child?

Burter: FoF > PC

Raditzu: you recently died in it, if I'm not mistaken

Freiza: Good lord

Burter: *teh dead*

Freiza: Why not ask him what he thinks of strings theory?
Freiza: We'd be done quicker

Raditzu: hmmm

Freiza: Ahem

Raditzu: good point
Raditzu: actually... ive been meaning to reread Elegant Universe

Freiza: Strings > Gokitzu

Burter: Jeez, if your not going to interview, at least give my beer

Freiza: Where was the captain?

Burter: =(

Raditzu: oh
Raditzu: right
Raditzu: so
Raditzu: are you planning on being involved in Dante's Abyss?


Burter: Not in character

Freiza: :-X

Raditzu: oh
Raditzu: right
Raditzu: being dead

Freiza: Do you know the top secret part of Dante's Abyss?

Raditzu: >=O
Raditzu: silence
Raditzu: fool!

Freiza: k

Freiza: :-)

Burter: o.o

Raditzu: anyway

Freiza: Yeah

Raditzu: I think that just about sums things up

Freiza: Indeed

Raditzu: unless there are anymore questions Freezy had

Freiza: It's been a pleasure speaking with you Burter.
Freiza: No

Burter: Beer?

Freiza: That's all from me

Raditzu: *drinks burter's beer*

Freiza: and untill next time.

Burter: *marks one of the megaman games with a pencil*

Freiza: Choke on a fork and keep yourself occupied!

Raditzu: >.>
Raditzu: yes!

Freiza: Goodnight folks!

Burter: =(

Raditzu: *Waves*

[/interview]

There you have it, folks. The true secrets of Burter revealed... more or less. Hope you enjoyed.

[Burter]

I NEVER GOT THE BEER I WAS PROMISED! >=O

[The Not Cool Not Tapion]

Funny. That was a good read.

[Kami]

WHERE WAS THE CAPTAIN???


Good stuff right there.

[Raz]

I like Freizy's better... but I've been waiting for the interviews to continue forever!

EDIT: I said "forever" twice... *wears a sticker reading "Be nice to me: I'm sick."*

[Bra]

I almost feel bad for Burter. But then I laugh. A lot.

Good job Rad/Freezy