Am I gay?

[Old Dave]

Originally posted by Captain Ginyu
Remember when dealing with women there are very key rules.

1. You must be in charge.

When woman control the relationship they look for reasons to fuck it up and make you miserable. U must be in control.

The key to being in charge or in control. Is being in charge of yourself. If you are in control of yourself the woman can not control you and if the woman cant control you you will run the relationship. I can garantee it.

2. You are Gods Gift.

Women want the biggest strongest men. Nature made them this way, they want a man that they think is better than them so that way they feel that are breeding well. Nature programed them that way. So you need to make them think that you are gods gift to woman. How do you do this, by acting like gods gift to women. And trust me after you do it for a while and it works, you will start to believe that you are gods gift to woman. And once you believe it then it gets really easy. Remember, you want the women to feel that she is lucky to have ever met a man as wonderful and as godlike as yourself. You have no faults, you have no quirks, you are flawless.

3. You must be able to let go.

Most women will push your buttons to see what will happen, to see what makes you tick. If a girl starts giving you shit just kick them to the curb... hard. Remember you are gods gift to women. Chances are they will come back. And if they dont, then just go get another one. Women are every where. If you are unable to let a woman go because you think you love her. You have just become her bitch. She will never stop fucking you and your life up. In order to have what you want you must be able to go without it. Just remember that.

Those are the key 3 rules to having a relationship with a woman.

And the key rules for dating include all of the rules above but there is 3 more.

4. Be bold and brave.

Ever wonder how you see some guys that are just real ass holes with extremely beautiful girls. It is because they are bold enough and brave enough to walk up and talk to any woman. And they dont give a shit if she says no, because there will always be another woman to go talk to. Many really super hot chicks dont get hit on by guys very much at all. Simply because most guys dont have the courage to walk up and talk to them. Try being bold enough and brave enough to walk up and talk to the next super hot chick you see. Do this ten times and I am sure you will be rewarded.

5. They dont know you.

Remember when walking over and talking to a girl, that they dont know you. So if they say they are not interested dont even sweat it. They dont know who you are, they dont know what they are missing.

6. Expect failure.

If you spend a day at the mall just walking around talking to chicks and collecting numbers, which I have done. Percentages are not in your favor. If you do this all day here are the percentages.

1 out of 10 will give you a real number.

1 out of 10 will give you a fake number.

1 out of 10 will ingore you if you let them.

3 out of 10 will flame you. Make a really bad burn.

and finally

4 out of 10 will talk to you but will give you no number.

While those might not be exact for you, you will find that they are really close.





And yes I just wrote this all right now. I am a genious when it comes to women. Trust me just print this out and try it ok. It will work I give it a 100% garantee.

These are the rules to my success.

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