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Originally posted by Selipa
Keep your penis to yourself Murasaki!

Anyway, you're actually just having a dream. In Jamaica. Yes, you heard me right. Jamaica.

See, you were abducted from your home by abnormally large mosquito bandits, out for revenge because you swatted their mother. One injected his 'proboscis' into your stomach on the journey to Jamaica, accidentally. Through the sack they were carrying you in. It caused you to pass out, and begin hallucinating.

Yes, they flew there.

You'll be waking up any time now with a gaping hole in your stomach from where his 'proboscis' was inserted.

Yeah...that happened to me once, it wasn't much fun. I would much rather just have my tonsils removed then have to go through that again.