Now this is f-ing ridiculous...

[Ruhiel]

Okay, so, we were sitting in class, and for one reason or another, we had a pair of white rubber gloves like the doctors use. Don't ask me why, we just did. So, this other kid and my friend got the bright idea of deciding to blow them up like balloons and bounce them around the class. It was funny as hell, until the teacher walked in. Now, she's a cool teacher, but when she saw this, she came up with an equally ridiculous punishment.

She walks over to the whiteboard and tells the kid who blew up the gloves in the first place to "come here." She then proceeded to draw a small circle on the whiteboard and says "put your nose here." He laughs and eventually does it. Five minutes later, he's still there, and then he starts saying "this is ridiculous. My nose itches so bad!" Then, the teacher walks over to the board again, and draws a second circle. She says "put your right foot here." Now, by this time, the whole class is rolling with laughter as he struggles to balance on one foot, and eventually fails and falls backward on his ass. So, the teacher laughs, and walks up to the board again. She draws a third circle. "Put your other foot here."

Yeah, sure, it didn't happen to me, because I do my best not to push a teacher to the point where I get into trouble. But still, it was a ridiculous, yet absolutely hilarious punishment.