06-20-2007, 07:34 PM
Strut when you walk, thrust your crotch out when you stand at a pose (when you pose ALWAYS put your hands at your sides), when near a chair or something of decent level place a foot on it as though you've got a little Captain Morgan in you. And if all else fails, try talking to her in a British accent while making crude low-key sexual remarks. Trust me.

