Chuck Norris once held a karate expo in China. With his first roundhouse kick, a massive sexual vortex was created, and all women in a thousand-mile radius immediately became pregnant.
Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.