If I am mad, it is mercy!

[Tobias]

5) I'm amazingly apathetic.

This. Also when I think of something particularly embarassing or distasteful I punch my self. Not pussy punches either, punches I regret afterwards.

Additionally I'm like a goddamn house elf. I don't step on cracks if at all possible, and half the time I don't realize I'm avoiding them, like breathing.

Further more I eat my food in groups. All the macaroni needs to be eaten first then the green beans then the hamburgers, ect. ect. It used to be in clockwise order but I don't really even notice what order anymore. This extends similarly into colors of candy like skittles and M&Ms.

I've run out of synonyms for 'also'.