03-19-2008, 01:17 AM
Chuck Norris invented water.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
They tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
They tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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