03-20-2008, 11:52 AM
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
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