03-20-2008, 05:31 PM
Nori Wrote:Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
You stole mine!
And, Chuck Norris once went on a picnic and encountered a bear. He mearly shaked his fist at it, and the bear proceded to eat itself alive.
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