Left 4 Dead

[Super Buu]

steamid, faggot

[Kaden]

a tank keeps popping up and punting me off the roof.

The roof-kill is a bitch.

[Super Buu]

Things every Left 4 Dead player should know:

If you melee the tank, it will stop attacking who it's currently attacking and go after you. If someone has been incapacitated by the tank, GO FUCKIN SAVE THEM HERO.

Also if you throw a molotov at the tank, then they'll automatically die after about a minute, all you have to do is run. So it's a good strategy.

If someone is grabbed by the smoker and you can't see the smoker, you can either melee the snared person or shoot/melee the tongue to free them instantly. If you're gonna take ages killing the smoker, free me first.

Meleeing hunters dazes them. When they're dazed, they don't jump around like crazy. So if you get a chance to melee them, do it, THEN shoot them.

You can bind a button to explode as the boomer. It makes things vastly easier, and if they let you do it, you should. (open the console and type 'bind k kill' to bind your explosion to k)

Close doors behind you. Self-explanatory.

Stick together. Don't run ahead, don't fall behind. The simple fact that the AI survivors do this is the reason why single player is so easy.

The director has a countdown, and when it reaches 0, he sends the horde at you. So KEEP MOVING BITCH

This game is not a regular FPS. If you run around circle-strafing and being a flashy mofo, you'll just get shot by your team in the chaos. The best approach in Left 4 Dead is to stay in a tight 'formation' of sorts, like a phalanx. Crouch in front so you don't get shot and your accuracy improves.

Shooting the cars is not nearly as funny/original as you think.

Buy a mic you cheap bastard.

Use your mic you lazy bastard.

[Belle Hibiki]

I was playing... I think it was Death Toll... as Bill and got incapacitated. One of my teammates was already dead, one was at critical health and one had an unhealthy love of the minigun and wouldn't get off it.

I finally shoot down all the zombies that had been around me, when suddenly SOME jackass accidentally shoots the car nearby. Alarm goes off.

<Me> *on mic* "Oh, this is gonna get bad..."



Fucking worth it.

[Belle Hibiki]

Also, can't remember how to find my SteamID. Not my friend's name, but the specific number behind it eludes me.

[Waffuru]

Pretty sure people can find you with just your friend name.

Or the email account that you used for steam.

[Belle Hibiki]

Holy God Versus mode sucks ass.

Was fun until I realized that moving into a corner and spamming the melee button pretty much = instant win for the Survivors.

Screw that shit. Co-op campaign on Advanced ftw, yo.

[Kaden]

Was fun until I realized that moving into a corner and spamming the melee button pretty much = instant win for the Survivors.

Sounds like you were playing against some pretty shitty zombies.

[Belle Hibiki]

Sounds like you were playing against some pretty shitty zombies.

Or you were playing against some pretty shitty Survivors.

[Kaden]

I'm gonna play the "probably spent more time playing the game" card on this one.

Versus is awesome 75% of the time. When one of the teams is comprised largely of idiots, it's a lot less interesting.

[Super Buu]

Gonna have to concur with Rad on all points.

Co-ordination is just as important for the zombies as it is to the survivors. If the zombies are all just doing their own thing and the survivors don't suck, they'll lose. As zombies you're not supposed to take down the survivors at once, it's a battle of attrition. Boomer is really the most important zombie on a group level.

[John Doe]

WHY ISN'T CHRISTMAS HERE YET!?!

I really want to play...

[John Doe]

So...

Who has this for the PC?

[Misa Fujiroka]

Just in case someone hasn't seen it yet.

Best mod ever? I'd like to think so.

[Tempo]

OMG that was amazing. You can never really get enough of the Macho Man.

[Belle Hibiki]

Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah! Right now, yeah!

Team vic-to-reeeeeee

snap into a slim jim

[Super Buu]

Definitely best mod ever XD

[Ashe]

For those who don't know, the PC version is on a special sale for this weekend for 23.99.

I'm going to be getting it, and would love to set up some games with fellow Chubbsians. Remember though, this is the PC version.

[John Doe]

For those who don't know, the PC version is on a special sale for this weekend for 23.99.

I'm going to be getting it, and would love to set up some games with fellow Chubbsians. Remember though, this is the PC version.

woot, we should play.

I'm shifobrains.

[Ashe]

I can't play tonight, but I'm def down for some games sometimes.